Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
I wonder if Dora and Map could help my family find their way from the sink to the dishwasher.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) April 18, 2013
Operator: 911, what’s your emergency.Me: I’m 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel.
— Shkeeber (@shkeeber) March 27, 2013
Marshmallows are such an underrated fruit.
— ramdomm_one(@randomm_one) February 5, 2013
Went for a mile run yesterday. Stupid ice cream man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!
— Luvs2Laff (@Luvs2Laff6) April 16, 2013
If you ever see the windows to my car fogged up I’m probably just making fajitas.
— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) April 18, 2013
I just cut my hand on a box of band aids if you were wondering how I’m doing at life
— Flukyness (@flukyness) April 23, 2012
That Temple Run dude is just me when I’m at 5% and looking for a charger.
— Mike (@MikeRider24) April 18, 2013
If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you’re a wizard.
— Captain’s Log (@howe007) April 18, 2013
It’s simple. If you don’t want me to hit you with my car, then quit using self-tanner that makes you look like an orange traffic cone.
— hooper. (@N0pantz) April 18, 2013
You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.
— Phil Torcivia (@PhilTorcivia) April 18, 2013
Before ordering, I usually ask the waiter which entrees photograph best.
— Mike Rafone (@Cali_Kid_Mike) April 18, 2013
Well if being locked out of my iPhone doesn’t constitute an emergency then why is that the only number it’ll let me call, lady?
— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) April 15, 2013
Do people that pull their smart cars all the way into a parking spot at a crowded mall, know they are the most hated people in America?
— Tony P. (@Steelers1972) April 19, 2013
Just put our reservation under the name Cartwright at the Chinese restaurant. If nobody in my party appreciates it, I’m done with RL people.
— Amber(@ambamthankyamam) April 20, 2013
If you give a kid four strawberries then come back in a minute, it’ll look like they committed a murder.
— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 20, 2013
I sometimes doubt my belief in true love but then I remember Pringles.
— AJ (@UrbainLegend) April 21, 2013
Join me on Twitter for lots more giggles.
Many thanks to:
Mary Wallace of @ViolaFury for including me in her post Blogging Challenge From A To Z 2013 – Letter F on her blog Homeless Chronicles In Tampa. Be sure to check out Mary’s blog. She writes on a variety of topics with wit, wisdom, and humor. Thank you again, Mary.
Laugh Loud Out!
Who makes you laugh? Do you have a friend who always cracks you up? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
Gotta a favorite tweet this week? Post it in the comments so we can all laugh about it. Bonus points to you if its one of mine!