Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
It's so cute how my husband woke me up at midnight to tell me happy anniversary. What's even cuter is that it's tomorrow.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 4, 2014
ME: Listen up kid, if a stranger ever tries to grab you, scream and cry and act like you do when I forget to cut your sandwich crusts off.
— Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns) June 4, 2014
"Mom! It's an emergency! I forgot something, we HAVE to go back!" "Why? What was it?" "Trash. But it's really important trash!"
— Stephanie Giese (@binkiesandbrief) May 23, 2014
No son I don't think it's child neglect because you are the only kid in your class without an iPhone 5
— SamanthaForReal (@Cali416) July 3, 2013
My experience playing Xbox with my son goes mostly like this: 1. Something attacks you. 2. Press every button as fast as you can. 3. Die.
— Show me your Twits (@Overdue_Bills) March 22, 2014
6yo: He's smoking! Why? Me: Cigarettes make u addicted – ur brain wants more & more. Understand? Him: Got it. Don't use ur brain. #6yoLogic
— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) June 5, 2014
Woohoo kid free tonight! I'm not gonna do any responsible things. *falls asleep at 10pm watching news in a pile of laundry.
— WTH mom? (@caroline_umc) June 7, 2014
8yo is simultaneously breakdancing and karate kicking at the entrance of this rest stop. I'm just hoping people will start throwing money.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) June 4, 2014
4-year-old: Why do you have a baseball bat under your bed? Me: In case a burglar breaks in. 4: Why would a burglar want to play baseball?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 9, 2014
Me-Why is mom upset? 3-We were bad. Me-How bad? 3-Worst bad. Me-Should I make dinner? 3-And cake Me-Cake? You were cake bad? 3-Yes. Worst
— Rick-Snow (@TexasCanadian82) June 7, 2014
The best thing about sitting next to a kid on a plane is that you can kick the seat in front of you as much as you want & never get blamed.
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) June 9, 2014
4yo: Daddy, I love you 60 hundred million thousand million billion plus a million aaaand now I'm a puddle of goo on the floor.
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) June 5, 2014
You don't know sneaky until you attempt to open and eat a candy bar in the front seat of the car with kids in the back.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) June 10, 2014
4: can you whistle? M: *whistles* 4: Here's a booger. M:… 4: Keep it forever. Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said. Liars.
— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) June 4, 2014
My hair touched my face. I freaked out, swatted at it, gave myself a nosebleed. So, yes, the karate lessons are paying off.
— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) June 4, 2014
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What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.