Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
This is going to be a long game of Hide & Seek as my 2 year old & I are hiding together & her doll is counting.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) October 1, 2013
My cleaning woman just pulled up. In her Mercedes SUV. I’m doing everything wrong.
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) September 26, 2013
My 2yo insists his potato chip is no good now that it’s broken. This kid will grow up to pay retail.
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) October 2, 2013
This juice box is empty, but I’ll keep sucking on it because I know how much you love that sound. ~kids
— Marie (@Back2You73) September 23, 2013
It’s 7am, and I just retrieved a bracelet out of a toilet with poop in it. Yep! How’s your morning?
— Momspirational (@momspirational) September 25, 2013
One of the things I love about small children is how much respect they have for people who are still sleeping
— Joel Jeffrey (@joeljeffrey) September 28, 2013
Got new furniture today bc our other stuff was way old and the kids and the dog and the cat will appreciate something new to ruin.
— jimmyettele (@jetts31) September 25, 2013
“DAD!!!!” – daughter’s from bed Me: “Ghosts are attracted to your screams!” Silence. Me: Unpause the DVR.
— Jeff Dwoskin (@bigmacher) September 27, 2013
4 just heard my phone buzz on the table across the room and ran and got it it totally unprompted. Clearly I have a favorite son.
— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) October 1, 2013
I hate when ya call to make a simple Dr appt & they have to ask hard questions, like child’s date of birth.
— Freaking Peachy (@FreakingPeachy) October 1, 2013
I came home, and my 3yo asked “How was your day, Daddy?”, so yeah, he’s eating an enormous bowl of ice cream right now.
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) October 1, 2013
Playing soccer and accidentally kicked the ball into Boy’s face. Where do I find the nomination forms for Mother of the Year?
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) October 1, 2013
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(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Don’t use a knife to cut out your homework.
Jelly in a Ziploc bag does not count as a sandwich.
No, you cannot go to bed early.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
I don’t know what this stuff on my shirt is, but it tastes kinda like butter.
How long does it take a rock to freeze?
I’m gonna finish practicing my trumpet in the van on the way to school.
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.