Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
We got out of the house 20 minutes late. Which for us is like 2 hours early.
— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) November 5, 2013
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.
— Kalvin Macleod (@KalvinMacleod) August 6, 2013
One of the fake rooms at Ikea should just be a couple fighting as they try to put the furniture together
— Dirt McTurd (@DirtMcTurd) May 31, 2013
Parenting is 20% spending time with your kids providing love and advice and 80% looking for their shoes.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 9, 2013
I’m on the sofa, 15 answers the door. I hear “No, I’m sorry, she isn’t here. I’m not sure when she’ll be back.” She’s my favorite child.
— Ms. Not Quite (@perhapssomeday) June 4, 2013
*hangs up phone* There. I made dinner.
— Jen Mitchell (@buriedwithkids) November 7, 2013
“Go put your clothes back on!” — words I have to say more often as a parent than I ever thought possible
— Willowbottom (@Willowbottom) November 8, 2013
I admire parents who don’t respond to whining. If I did that, I’d never be able to talk to my kids.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 7, 2013
Apparently my ability to name all the Care Bears is not the sure fire hit with the ladies I thought it’d be
— Stubaby (@Floatersfinest) March 11, 2012
Someday I aspire to be the sort of person who can alphabetize without singing the ABC’s
— And (@yeahandalso) October 21, 2013
Somewhere, an innocent and naive couple are lovingly saying, “let’s have kids. Nothing will change. How hard can it be?”
— Tweeting Dad (@TweetingDadGuy) March 17, 2013
3yo: You’re the best daddy ever! Me: Aw, thank you! 3yo: Can we go to McDonald’s? Me: *realizes I’ve been played, doesn’t care* YES!
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) November 9, 2013
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(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
You can Yankee Doodle after dinner.
Don’t run over your brother with a tank.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
I’ve got more dead fish, if you want them.
What does this orange mean?
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
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