Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
I am raising confident, resourceful girls. They would do well in a prison yard.
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) November 16, 2013
3-year-old: Let’s play zombies Me: OK 3: You’re the dad zombie, I’m the mom zombie & this is the baby She tricked me into playing house
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 18, 2013
Bedtime conversation with my 7 yr old son. Son: Dad, can you die from eating poop? Me: I think so, yes. Son: Uh oh. Me: Why? Son: No reason
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 19, 2013
My 2 year is so concerned about gravity that he has covered all of our chairs in a fine coat of maple syrup, so we don’t slip off…
— Captain Caveman (@Crunch11b) August 19, 2013
Increasing the health benefits of this fruit I bought by moving the garbage can so I’ll walk farther when I have to throw it all away.
— jerry lock (@jlock17) November 16, 2013
saw a guy jogging backwards today BACKWARDS i didn’t trip him and i’ll always regret that
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) November 19, 2013
I’m fairly certain that kids only have ears for decorative purposes.
— keels (@_keels_) October 8, 2013
My son told me that ninjas made his room messy. I can’t prove that they didn’t.
— anxiety queen (@NeuroticMomma) July 21, 2013
I’m thinking it wouldn’t be so cold in Canada if you guys would switch over to Fahrenheit.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) November 13, 2013
Dad will the icy roads make us crash? Maybe. If we crash will we need to call a tow truck? Yep. Drive faster! #DadsRT
— James (@JamesHudyma) November 16, 2013
New backpack – $35 Comfy sneakers – $50 A daddy/daughter weekend with my little girl at Disney World – $12,471.67.
— Tarzan Feathers (@TarzanFeathers) November 16, 2013
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(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Oreo’s aren’t a meal.
Where is the sofa?
Feet are part of your outfit.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
He wants me to choke him.
If we leave you alone can you write a whole book this week?
I can’t find my newsies hat. Can I stay home from school?
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.