Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Nothing scares me more than my 3 yr old randomly yelling “It’s ok Mom. I’ll be careful” from the other room.
— Cheetara (@Nyx422) February 28, 2013
Word problem:If my 5yo has to make 20 Vday cards & my 6yo has to make 21, how many minutes will elapse before one of us starts to cry?
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) February 11, 2014
I supervised 5 kids on a field trip and although the teachers are mad, I still consider the return rate of 80% a good score.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) February 11, 2014
Kid: hey look a booger Me: hey don’t eat it! Kid: I have to it makes me big and strong. Face palm!
— Brandon (@therookiedad) February 16, 2014
Found Baby G howling hysterically because “one day I’m going to be very very old with giant boobies like you!” #GoodbyeSelfEsteem
— They Call Me Mummy (@theycallmemummy) January 31, 2014
The hardest part of being a father is pretending you can’t smell the poopy diaper.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 16, 2014
My 5-year-old says he thinks his 89-year-old great aunt broke her hip by falling while roller skating or by “slipping on her pistol gun”.
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) February 16, 2014
2nd attempt at potty training has proven a couple things: 1. I lack patience and follow through 2. We need new carpet
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) February 11, 2014
4yo: I want some juice Me: some juice what? 4yo: now Me: no, what’s the magic word 4yo:… Me: magic word 4yo: abracadabra Me: good enough
— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) February 16, 2014
1st Kid- All Organic/Healthy Food 2nd Kid- I Guess Mac And Cheese isn’t that bad 3rd Kid- Just Ritz Crackers for dinner? At least they ate.
— Meredith Ethington (@PerfectPending) February 19, 2014
Me: put socks on 4yr: I did Me: a sleeeping bag isn’t socks 4yr: but it’s on my feet Me: how r u going to put shoes on 4yr: they’re in here
— senorbrianMD (@smelly911) February 20, 2014
I’m pretty sure my kids ignore me because they have to save all their really focused attention for staring at the backs of cereal boxes.
— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) February 12, 2014
3yo: *singing in the bathroom* I have to go poopoo. The poopoo is coming out. And it’s okay to touch the poo- Me: *sprints into bathroom*
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) August 31, 2013
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What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.