Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles. Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Me: Why are you sitting funny? 4-year-old: I have pinecones in my pants. Me: The key to parenting is not asking follow-up questions.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 27, 2014
1st time moms w/babies. Here's a tip: Don't teach your kid how to say Mommy. Only teach Daddy. Trust me on this one. You'll thank me later.
— Martinis & Minivans (@martinisandmini) May 20, 2014
"She's not the best high-fiver but she finally learned how to make grilled cheeses" ~ son, age 6, talking me up.
— B B (@MomoVonTrite) May 14, 2014
I've learned that a science fair project is the nicest thing a father can do for a son that the son is supposed to do himself.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 25, 2014
Someone I graduated with is a multiple Canadian Olympic medal winner. Here I am. I can't find my other sock and I'm out of coffee creamer.
— SherryBoBerry (@SherBoBer) May 26, 2014
H just suggested that *we* vacuum more often. So if you're looking for things not to say to your wife, my husband's giving a seminar.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) March 5, 2014
Is May too early to bring back 'The Elf on the Shelf' to threaten my kids with?
— TeriKOyahyoubetcha (@terio1429) May 26, 2014
Caught 2yr old lapping water out dogs bowl. I can start spending her university fund right?
— Sophie Branden (@angryannidonia) March 9, 2012
My impatience and my unwillingness to spend money is the true conflict of Clash of Clans.
— James (@JamesHudyma) May 28, 2014
Where are your pants? And other questions I never thought I'd have to ask when picking my daughter up from school.
— Sara (@soccerskiingmom) May 27, 2014
I started playing Minion Rush while cuddling with my son. Now I'm alone playing Minion Rush. Cuddling is a gateway drug.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) May 27, 2014
It would be fantastic if my daughter would stop offering other people a "drink from Mommy's boobs."
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) May 27, 2014
*drives 15 somewhere, makes turn* 15: why is your blinker still on? OMG turn it off, you're embarrassing me! Me: … *leaves blinker on*
— KCM (@kcmoore51) May 24, 2014
Me to my kids just now: "Wearing underwear is always a positive thing." So, apparently I've lost any semblance of coolness.
— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) May 23, 2014
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