Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
“No fruit roll up for you until you eat those Cheetos!” is something I said today that will get me nominated for Parent of the Year.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) April 29, 2013
Furniture that you purchase and have to assemble it, should be called, Divorce in a box
— Colin (@tryped) September 8, 2012
Happy birthday to my 14yo son! To my son: if you’re reading this, get off of Twitter, it’s evil.
— PeskyPippi (@PeskyPippi) May 1, 2013
There’s only two ingredient’s In trail mix. . . M&M’s and disappointment
— Scott™ (@Scdavis24) March 6, 2013
Hummus doesn’t sound like something you should be putting in your mouth.
— Dub (@Aredubbleyou) April 11, 2013
Doctor: I’m going to give you a stress testMe: I just spent 45min in the waiting room with all of my kids. I think we’re at max stress, Doc
— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) May 2, 2013
Mr 7: Miss *teacher’s name* is 31 you knowMe: I know I went to school with herMr 7: How old are you?Me: How old do you think?Mr 7: 43
— Nat (@enay_teekay) May 2, 2013
Whoever said your harshest critic is yourself never had an 11 yr old daughter
— Jackman part deux (@TheAlexP) April 5, 2013
Walked with my mom throughout the mall when she wore crocs. Daughter of the year award goes to…
— Robyn S.(@FroggieChikk) May 3, 2013
It’s weird how opposites attract, like water & recently purchased phones.
— Aspersioncast (@Aspersioncast) May 1, 2013
Searched for “ninjas” using thesaurus.com. Result: “ninjas cannot be found” Well played, ninjas. Well played.
— Juice Box (@this503girl) May 2, 2011
A pigeon just flew into our glass door. It’s not dead. Just really embarrassed.
— BIG BERTHA (@canadian_jane) May 3, 2013
And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids.
— Scum Bag (@BigBagOfScum) March 8, 2013
I’m more worried about my ridiculous amount of receipts for cupcakes and cheese products being found than my browser history when I die.
— Get Cougarized (@GetCougarized) April 29, 2013
I’m so hungry I could Instagram a horse.
— Jason Lastname (@JasonLastname) May 1, 2013
I don’t have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses.
— JoeJoeKeys (@JoeJoeKeys) May 5, 2013
My mother was so overprotective we were only allowed to play rock, paper.
— Vaibhav(@pragmatistic) July 13, 2012
Have a great week.
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
Gotta a favorite tweet this week? Post it in the comments so we can all laugh about it.