Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
I am only on time for work today because I couldn’t figure out the snooze button on my new phone.
— Matt the 1st (@Matt_the_1st) May 14, 2013
*grabs toy t rex**follows behind jogger**hums Jurassic Park theme**continues to not make friends*
— Wonder Woman (@LilFlaOrange30) May 15, 2013
Kids copy of Ice Age that they watched 17 times today has gone missing. Unrelated: Took the trash out 10 minutes ago.
— AlteredEgo (@Roxtalled) May 13, 2013
Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands
— Chantelle (@SassyChantelle) September 8, 2012
Just as we were pulling away from the restaurant our beloved child said those magical words… Dad, I think you threw away my retainer
— Jackman part deux (@TheAlexP) May 16, 2013
Touché, car with lights on the roof making me think it was a cop so I drove 20mph the entire way, touché.
— Amy (@YesThatAmy) May 10, 2013
they better have put some ewoks in this star trek
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) May 17, 2013
If there is one thing Netflix has taught me… It’s that white people make terrible decisions in horror movies.
— keenon (@Orielus) May 17, 2013
I wonder who would win in a fight between a Walmart greeter and a Costco mark-your-receipt-as-you-leave guy.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 17, 2013
I hate people a lot less now that I eat carbs again.
— Miss Fuckalicious (@PyrBliss) May 17, 2013
Went to the grocery store without a list, so I just wandered in circles looking suspicious until management notified Homeland Security.
— juicymorsel (@juicymorsel) May 18, 2013
My workout consists of a 30 minute run with my 5 year old on a bicycle and a 45 minute walk carrying a bike and my 5 year old.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) May 18, 2013
There are two paths to success:1) Follow your dreams and work hard2) Be the only person who knows how to replace the toner
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) May 18, 2013
Fell down on the treadmill, got pudding everywhere.
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 18, 2013
The only soap we have left in the house is Caress and now I’m at work in a sun dress
— Dad? Dad. Dad! DAD! (@Playing_Dad) May 20, 2013
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