Totally Tickles

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

I am only on time for work today because I couldn’t figure out the snooze button on my new phone.

— Matt the 1st (@Matt_the_1st) May 14, 2013

*grabs toy t rex**follows behind jogger**hums Jurassic Park theme**continues to not make friends*

— Wonder Woman (@LilFlaOrange30) May 15, 2013

Kids copy of Ice Age that they watched 17 times today has gone missing. Unrelated: Took the trash out 10 minutes ago.

— AlteredEgo (@Roxtalled) May 13, 2013

Some days, the supply of available curse words is insufficient to meet my demands

— Chantelle (@SassyChantelle) September 8, 2012

Just as we were pulling away from the restaurant our beloved child said those magical words… Dad, I think you threw away my retainer

— Jackman part deux (@TheAlexP) May 16, 2013

Touché, car with lights on the roof making me think it was a cop so I drove 20mph the entire way, touché.

— Amy (@YesThatAmy) May 10, 2013

they better have put some ewoks in this star trek

— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) May 17, 2013

If there is one thing Netflix has taught me… It’s that white people make terrible decisions in horror movies.

— keenon (@Orielus) May 17, 2013

I wonder who would win in a fight between a Walmart greeter and a Costco mark-your-receipt-as-you-leave guy.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 17, 2013

I hate people a lot less now that I eat carbs again.

— Miss Fuckalicious (@PyrBliss) May 17, 2013

Went to the grocery store without a list, so I just wandered in circles looking suspicious until management notified Homeland Security.

— juicymorsel (@juicymorsel) May 18, 2013

My workout consists of a 30 minute run with my 5 year old on a bicycle and a 45 minute walk carrying a bike and my 5 year old.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) May 18, 2013

There are two paths to success:1) Follow your dreams and work hard2) Be the only person who knows how to replace the toner

— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) May 18, 2013

Fell down on the treadmill, got pudding everywhere.

— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 18, 2013

The only soap we have left in the house is Caress and now I’m at work in a sun dress

— Dad? Dad. Dad! DAD! (@Playing_Dad) May 20, 2013

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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