Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
I told Anna how important it is for her to do her reading homework and then since she can't read I told her the paper says Daddy has to help
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) October 9, 2013
Me: "Say door." 5 y/o student: "Door." Me: "Now ladder." Her: "Door!" Me: "No, LADDER." Her: "DOOR!!! Is that loud enough?"
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) October 7, 2013
6yo colored his entire picture orange. I asked him why. He said, matter-of-factly, "I didn't want to waste my time."
— Naps Happen (@NapsHappen) October 2, 2013
Just yelled at some kids to get off my lawn so I expect my AARP card to arrive in the mail any day now.
— Rob R (@MyHairyLife) September 29, 2013
I was going to do laundry AND clean bathrooms today, but I noticed that overachieving was not on my list of things to do today.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) October 3, 2013
Kind of wish the zombie apocalypse would get here already so I can stop watching my carbs.
— R.M. Weiner (@rmfnord) September 27, 2013
Not trying to brag but I figured out what the mystery mouseketool was gonna be like 10 min before my 3 yo. Possibly related: it was a rerun
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 8, 2013
Due to the FDA shutdown, candy corn now counts as a vegetable.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) October 9, 2013
I'm pretty sure there is a room in Gitmo called the "Legos on the Floor" room right next to the "Untangle the Ponytail" room. #TwinProblems
— Al The Twin Dad (@TwinDad4Life) October 6, 2013
Woman in the office next to mine is selling Girl Guide cookies. It' like living next door to a crack house.
— Barmy Rootstock (@IbecameMyDad) October 2, 2013
I taught my kid the importance of stop, drop and roll at an early age. Now he never blocks my view of the television.
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) October 8, 2013
I imagine that the kids stare blankly at me when I'm talking because they've never heard such profoundness.
— Dads Round Table (@DadsRoundTable) October 10, 2013
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(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Homework shouldn’t crinkle.
I’m sorry, but your leg is just going to have to kill you.
Don’t throw knives at your brother.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
I don’t have to read ’cause my teacher’s crazy.
The dog ate my folder, but she didn’t eat my homework.
Do you think this’s dog poop?
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