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Very Nice!

Very Nice!
by Gina Valley

“Aren’t you going to get ready?” my 16 year old daughter, Daughter#1, asked.

“I am ready,” I replied.

“Wouldn’t you rather put your contacts in?” she queried.

“No, I would not rather put my contacts in,” I responded.  “I’ve been up for 2 days straight.  I’m not even sure my eyeballs are in.”

“But, don’t you always say you can see better with your contacts in?” she asked.

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Everyday I’m Parentin’

Everyday I’m Parentin’
by Gina Valley

Parenting is a lot of things, but if I was to summarize it in one word (other than “parenting”) I’d have to go with “questions.”

Kids ask a lot of questions.  A lot of questions.

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And, although they are ever-changing, mysterious creations, to be honest, kids tend to be a bit repetitive.

During my tenure as a parent I have developed some standard answers to the questions my pack tend to ask repeatedly. 

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No Sleep For The Parenty

No Sleep For The Parenty
by Gina Valley

I awoke this morning, as I often do, to one of my children breathing on my face and asking if I was awake.  It’s a particularly odd sensation that only parents truly understand.

It’s not scary, like the time Daughter#2 was at the foot of our bed about to wake me up to get some bad dream intervention when she sneezed. 

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Early Morning Ambush

Early Morning Ambush
by Gina Valley

I did not rise before my children Thursday morning, which is normally my plan of attack.  I overslept until 6:30AM, when I was awoken by my youngest, to find that I was surrounded by six of my young pack members. They, then, proceeded to hurl the following questions at me in the following order in rapid fire fashion:

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