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The Emergency Room – Like Disneyland, But Cheaper

The Emergency Room – Like Disneyland, But Cheaper
by Gina Valley

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Considering going to Disneyland this summer?  Save yourself some money and go to the ER instead.  It’s practically the same thing and a whole lot cheaper!

Certainly, the ER is not a well recognized vacation destination (Except to my family.  We hit it several times a year), but think about it:  the employees are all dressed in costumes,

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Bears Don’t Use Toilet Paper

Bears Don’t Use Toilet Paper
by Gina Valley

If I see that stupid commercial with the cartoon bear that has pieces of toilet paper stuck to his hiney one more time I think I will have just cause to fire up our van and to run over whoever the brilliant ad-exec is who came up with that campaign.Humor Funny Parenting Moms Dads Kids Children Sons Daughters Brothers Sisters Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Commercials Toilet Paper Bears Alarms Technology Hiney Confetti Sleeping Bathroom

Is that really what toilet paper executives think we worry about as we weigh our toilet paper options?  

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Sound Of Silence…Not!

Sound Of Silence…Not!
by Gina Valley

It’s really just the words that interfere with a read through.

Some noise is ok, but I can’t have any talking around me while I’m doing a final read through on a piece.

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We had great plans for fun.

But, first I had to finish a little work.

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How To TOTALLY Over Do It

How To TOTALLY Over Do It
by Gina Valley

There are a million different places you can go for advice on sensible eating.  This is NOT one of them. But, I can give you advice on how to totally overdo it!  Overdoing it is important, too! I am a big believer that everything should be done in moderation, including moderation.  Sometimes, just for fun, just for laughs, just for memories,

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If It’s Burnt, It’s Cajun

If It’s Burnt, It’s Cajun
by Gina Valley

I received a letter from my kids’ school with a list of suggested activities to combat Summer Learning Loss.  Summer Learning Loss?  NOT a problem at my house.  Summer Mommy Mind Loss – huge problem.  That’s what I need to combat.  My kids, however, are learning plenty of things.

As always my children have selected their own mode of learning. 

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Flossing is the Devil

Flossing is the Devil
by Gina Valley

Every day I floss.

Every day.

Well, every night, really.  I always brush, then floss, then rinse with what’s supposed to be mouth wash but I think is actually fire water.

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I might be the only person on the planet that doesn’t have to lie when my dentist asks if I’ve been flossing. 

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