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Where’s My Sparkly?

Where’s My Sparkly?
by Gina Valley

I’m a bit distressed this morning because I can’t find the little velvet-covered jewelry box that holds my favorite sparkly.

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I keep it in my big china hutch in our dining room.

Yes, I know that’s strange.

What kind of nut keeps a jewelry box in the dining room?  This kind.

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X is for…I Can’t Think In This House!!!

The OCD in me tends to obsess a bit about titles for what I write.  Well, it tends to obsess a bit about everything, but titles are what I’m working on right now.

I’ve been trying to use each letter of the alphabet in titles for the month. I was trying to come up with an appropriate and effective title with a real x-word (why does that sound dirty to me?) in it for today’s title.

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Unrememberable

Unrememberable
by Gina Valley

I’m the worst at remembering names.

Faces I remember.

Phone numbers I have forever.

But, putting the right name with the right face.  Forget about it.  I’m the worst at that.

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I’m not sure I even bat 500 with their monikers.

Not five minutes ago I called one of our puppies “Ryan” (my son’s name) (the puppy’s name is “Bear). 

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C Is For Can’t Remember The Alphabet

C Is For Can’t Remember The Alphabet
by Gina Valley

I’m appalled at how often I catch myself reciting The Alphabet Song when my kids aren’t home.

I can’t even fib to myself that I’m helping them with their memorizing to improve their academic experience.  Nope, I just have a heck of a time remembering the order unless I run through the whole flipping thing.

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I’ll Just Stick My Finger In My Eye

I’ll Just Stick My Finger In My Eye
by Gina Valley

You know how sometimes you impress your family and friends with your skill and competence?

Yeah, me neither.

Last night a little moth flew straight into my face, landed on my nose, freaked out, and tried to fly away.  But, he must have forgotten how he got there (or maybe he just had a poor sense of direction. 

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Laugh Log – Hubba Hubba Bubba Edition

Laugh Log – Hubba Hubba Bubba Edition
Compiled by Gina Valley

Whether you love it or hate it, you have to admit that Valentine’s Day inspires passion.

Passionate love for it, passionate hate for it, passionate spending, passionate fear of the credit card bill, and, for the lucky (pun might be intended here. I’m not saying) passionate “fellowship.”

I hope, where ever you stand on the Valentine’s Day passion scale,

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