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Thanks For The Heart Attack!

Thanks For The Heart Attack!

I got an envelope in the mail from my mom today.  She still sends real mail.  I love that!

She had tucked a heart attack into the envelope.

My mom has a great sense of humor.

Yes, she sends sweet cards and letters and photos. But today she sent a reminder of her great sense of humor.

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Who ARE These People?

Who ARE These People?
by Gina Valley

I try to take my kids the 1400-ish miles to visit my parents a couple times a year.

But I can’t.

We can go to their house.  We can visit the people who live there and look just like my parents.  But they are not my parents.

I don’t know who these people are, but they are not my parents.

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The Emergency Room – Like Disneyland, But Cheaper

The Emergency Room – Like Disneyland, But Cheaper
by Gina Valley

Humor Funny Parenting Moms Dads Kids Children Sons Daughters Brothers Sisters Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Disneyland Emergency Room Vacation Destination Ambulance Magic Kingdom Summer Dining Parking Exhausted

Considering going to Disneyland this summer?  Save yourself some money and go to the ER instead.  It’s practically the same thing and a whole lot cheaper!

Certainly, the ER is not a well recognized vacation destination (Except to my family.  We hit it several times a year), but think about it:  the employees are all dressed in costumes,

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Bears Don’t Use Toilet Paper

Bears Don’t Use Toilet Paper
by Gina Valley

If I see that stupid commercial with the cartoon bear that has pieces of toilet paper stuck to his hiney one more time I think I will have just cause to fire up our van and to run over whoever the brilliant ad-exec is who came up with that campaign.Humor Funny Parenting Moms Dads Kids Children Sons Daughters Brothers Sisters Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Commercials Toilet Paper Bears Alarms Technology Hiney Confetti Sleeping Bathroom

Is that really what toilet paper executives think we worry about as we weigh our toilet paper options?  

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Sound Of Silence…Not!

Sound Of Silence…Not!
by Gina Valley

It’s really just the words that interfere with a read through.

Some noise is ok, but I can’t have any talking around me while I’m doing a final read through on a piece.

Humor Funny Parenting Moms Dads Kids Children Sons Daughters Brothers Sisters Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Bathroom Loo Toilet Door Quiet Silence Read Through Proofread Edit Balloon Giggle  Sofa Junk Drawer Family Room Three Stooges DistractionIt was only my boys and me for the afternoon.

We had great plans for fun.

But, first I had to finish a little work.

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