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Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!

Send In The Clowns & Their Car Keys!!!
by Gina Valley

As is traditional with any quality 3-ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus kept its audience waiting for the main event.

This built anticipation, and allowed for the distribution of water bottles and string cheese sticks amongst the audience members (be sure to get all of the giggles from Ring #1 and Ring #2 of The Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus,

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The Circus Parade Of Idiots

The Circus Parade Of Idiots:
Coming To A School Parking Lot Near You!!!
by Gina Valley

Nothing brings out the inner moron in people quite like driving through a school parking lot.

And, nothing causes that moronic flower to blossom quite like the stress of the first day of school.

So, when you put the two together you’ve got yourself a 3 ring circus, The School Parking Lot 3 Ring Circus

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Why We Need The Morons…Gina’s Favorites

Why We Need The Morons…Gina’s Favorites
by Gina Valley
Having driven carpool for the middle school crowd all week, I knew my Why We Need The Morons post would be perfect for Throwback Day this week.  Enjoy this Gina’s Favorites post!
Why We Need The Morons

I didn’t stab anyone with a fork in the middle school parking lot yesterday.

I think I deserve a prize for that,

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