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Pre VS Post: Marriage Changes Us

Pre VS Post:  Marriage Changes Us

by Gina Valley

This week Jason Clark of @JasonTheDad shot out a tweet that made me literally laugh out loud.  Thank you for that, by the way, Jason.  Still giggling!

Here it is:

 

Here’s my reply:

 

His tweet didn’t just make me laugh.  It made me think about how marriage changes us.  I’m not saying that’s bad.  Not saying it’s good.   Just saying it’s different.

It’s really different.

And, it’s funny.

Pre VS Post

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  • Pre – night to see who’s the most adventurous
  • Post – night to see who is snoring and hogging the bed (credit to Jason on this one!)

She says “I’m hot!’

  • Pre – he tears off his clothes and jumps into bed
  • Post – he jumps out of bed and turns on the fan

Friday night

  • Pre – standing date – dinner at a hip new restaurant and then seeing the latest hot movie
  • Post -standing date – samples at Costco for dinner and then seeing if you can get the hot roast chicken home without it leaking all over the car

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  • Pre – trying to impress him before each date with perfectly polished toe and fingernails
  • Post – pressing him into painting her toenails for her so she’ll look nice for her night out with the girls.

His Gut

  • Pre – sucking it in every time she so much as glances his way for the duration of the date
  • Post – asking her to watch as he tries to push it out far enough to use it to operate the remote

Dinner

  • Pre – he cooks his special spaghetti and meatballs dinner for her
  • Post – he over-cooks water until it burns, then calls to ask her to pick-up pizza on the way home.

Children

  • Pre – dreaming about the exquisite, perfect geniuses your progeny would be
  • Post – never dreaming because your progeny never let you sleep

Sub-wardrobing

  • Pre – Her skivvies are beautiful and matching
  • Post – if her skivvies are both clean she calls that a match

Underneath it all

  • Pre – he slips into silk boxers he bought because they’re her favorite color
  • Post – he slips into a pair of his Walmart cheapos that he found on the bedroom floor

Movies

  • Pre – He asks her what her favorite part of their shared favorite movie is
  • Post – He asks her if he has seen the movie they’re currently watching, and, when she says that he has, he asks her if he liked it.

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  • Pre – everywhere everyday just in case
  • Post – only the basics without a two day advanced warning.

Candles

  • Pre – candles burning in the bedroom to set the mood for romance
  • Post – candles burning in the kitchen to cover up the stench created when someone didn’t take their turn at doing the dishes.

Which reminds me – it’s my turn today for dishes.

I wonder if we have any candles.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What changed when you exchanged jewelry?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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7 Responses
  • OMG…LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Absolutely hilarious and true. Thank you Gina for starting my day off with a good cry from laughing so hard!

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    • gina valley
      September 22, 2012

      I’m so glad I gave you some giggles, Diane. I love to share laughs!

      • Lilliana
        September 24, 2012

        Gina, I’m such a spaz and could figure out how to start a new comment from my iPhone… This made me laugh so hard I cried! Thanks. I love your posts.

        • gina valley
          September 24, 2012

          There is nothing like our smart phones to make us feel stupid! I think mine laughs at me sometimes.
          I’m so glad to get to share some giggles with you, Lillianna!

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