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Don’t Eat THAT!!!

Don’t Eat THAT!!!

The Professor came out of our kitchen looking rather glum a couple nights ago.  One might even say, “downtrodden,” were one living in the 1800’s.

Astute wife that I am, I asked, “What?”

“Droppings,” he answered in typical guy minimalistic verbiage.

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That’s NOT Mess

That’s NOT Mess

My pack loves me.  Really loves me.  I know this the instant I come in our front door, because I am greeted not by a tidy foyer as I have shortsightedly requested, but by an accumulation of debris which is undoubtedly a signifier of their affection for and concern about me, their mom.

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Location, Location, Location: Planning For Your Disaster Area

Location, Location, Location: Planning For Your Disaster Area
by Gina Valley

I moved our pack’s craft table out of our family room and into our living room last month.  The Professor was thrilled.  It’s not that he doesn’t want our pack hanging out with him while he watches the Lakers;Humor Funny Parenting Moms Dads Kids children Family Life love caring Mother Location Disaster Area Craft Table Bedazzle Remote Draperies Curtains Drapes Rhinestones Finger Paint Light it’s that he doesn’t want our pack’s art supplies hanging out near the TV.

He really didn’t appreciate it when someone bedazzled the remote. 

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