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What Did You Just Say To Me?

What Did You Just Say To Me?

by Gina Valley

My kids say stuff to me that I never said to my mom when I was their age.

Here’s a sample of some of their shock jock talk:

Where’s your phone?  I need to take a picture.

Will you call my phone?

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I’ll Facetime you when we get there.

I hate your ringtone.

I’m changing your wallpaper.

My phone fell in the toilet.

Text me when dinner’s ready.

                                

LOL!

SMH!

IRL.

TTYL!

TMI!

TY!

IDK.

 

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Are you tweeting right now?

Hashtag!

That’s like totally trending.

You should subtweet that.

How many followers do you have?

Did you see my profile picture?

You need a better cover photo.

Did you friend me?

Tag me in it.

Did you update today?

 

 

Mom, push “Y” to pick up that gun. 

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Press “A”!  PRESS “A”!!!

Get in the tank and run over the zombies.

Your guy needs new armor.

Mom, just hide while I kill these guys.

 

Did you get my email?

You need to go through your spam.

Is there WiFi here?

Change your password.  You’ve been hacked.

 

Humor Funny Humorous Family Life Love Laugh Laughter Parenting Mom Moms Dad Dads Child Kid Kids Children Son Sons Daughter Daughters Brother Brothers Sister Sisters Grandparent Grandma Grandpa Grandparents Grandfather Grandmother Gina Valley What Did You Just Say To Me? Modern Technology Phrases ChangesWhy aren’t you fast forwarding through the commercials?

Who filled up the DVR?

I think the cable’s out.

Where’s the remote?

Just Hulu it.

What does Netflix suggest?

 

You’re going to put this in your column, aren’t you?

Yes, I am.

Laugh Out Loud!

-gina

What phrases do you use now that weren’t around when you were a kid?  What’s your favorite ice cream flavor?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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5 Responses
  • Crazed in the Kitchen
    April 19, 2013

    Ha! I always sit around while my husband is playing zombie-shooting games with his friend online and say, “That’s what she said” after most of his remarks. He gets annoyed, but I crack myself up.

  • Tatiana
    April 20, 2013

    Oh Lord, you’re gonna cost me a bundle with chocolate because this post was worth a lifetime of laughs! LOL
    And yes! im subtweeting this post I found on the acc that brought me here with lol-crying faces!

    Xox

  • Julie Milligan
    April 22, 2013

    So true! Another one: Mom, don’t waste all your bullets!

  • Dot Hurley
    April 23, 2013

    well sick!
    I sometimes think I need a glossary of terms to converse with my teenager.

    great amusing blog post – broke th etedium of a hard afternoon’s work