Tuesday Tickles

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

Great tweets from great tweeps:

I wonder if Dora and Map could help my family find their way from the sink to the dishwasher.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) April 18, 2013

 

Operator: 911, what’s your emergency.Me: I’m 33 and I tried to do a cartwheel.

— Shkeeber (@shkeeber) March 27, 2013

 

Marshmallows are such an underrated fruit.

— ramdomm_one(@randomm_one) February 5, 2013

 

Went for a mile run yesterday. Stupid ice cream man just kept driving even though I was waving my money in the air!

— Luvs2Laff (@Luvs2Laff6) April 16, 2013

 

If you ever see the windows to my car fogged up I’m probably just making fajitas.

— Sean Gabay (@ixSEANxi) April 18, 2013

 

I just cut my hand on a box of band aids if you were wondering how I’m doing at life

— Flukyness (@flukyness) April 23, 2012

 

That Temple Run dude is just me when I’m at 5% and looking for a charger.

— Mike (@MikeRider24) April 18, 2013

 

If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you’re a wizard.

— Captain’s Log (@howe007) April 18, 2013

 

It’s simple. If you don’t want me to hit you with my car, then quit using self-tanner that makes you look like an orange traffic cone.

— hooper. (@N0pantz) April 18, 2013

 

You know it’s time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

— Phil Torcivia (@PhilTorcivia) April 18, 2013

 

Before ordering, I usually ask the waiter which entrees photograph best.

— Mike Rafone (@Cali_Kid_Mike) April 18, 2013

 

Well if being locked out of my iPhone doesn’t constitute an emergency then why is that the only number it’ll let me call, lady?

— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) April 15, 2013

 

Do people that pull their smart cars all the way into a parking spot at a crowded mall, know they are the most hated people in America?

— Tony P. (@Steelers1972) April 19, 2013

 

Just put our reservation under the name Cartwright at the Chinese restaurant. If nobody in my party appreciates it, I’m done with RL people.

— Amber(@ambamthankyamam) April 20, 2013

 

If you give a kid four strawberries then come back in a minute, it’ll look like they committed a murder.

— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) April 20, 2013

 

I sometimes doubt my belief in true love but then I remember Pringles.

— AJ (@UrbainLegend) April 21, 2013

Join me on Twitter for lots more giggles.

 

Many thanks to:

Mary Wallace of @ViolaFury for including me in her post Blogging Challenge From A To Z 2013 – Letter F on her blog Homeless Chronicles In Tampa.  Be sure to check out Mary’s blog.  She writes on a variety of topics with wit, wisdom, and humor.  Thank you again, Mary.

 

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

Who makes you laugh?  Do you have a friend who always cracks you up?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

Gotta a favorite tweet this week?  Post it in the comments so we can all laugh about it.  Bonus points to you  if its one of mine!