Tuesday Tickles

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share laughs.

Get ready to get your giggle on.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

 

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

I think my 3-year-old has ESP. How else would he have known that I wanted I be woken up at 5:45 on a Saturday?

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) January 18, 2014

My son is done with final exams! Now I can quit being so nice to him. Here's a mop. 🙂

— PeskyPippi (@PeskyPippi) January 25, 2014

I just solved for X on a third graders homework. I'm pretty sure I didn't hear about X until seventh grade. Not a fan of X.

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) January 27, 2014

My son's bargaining tactics when trying to convince his little sister to choose ESPN over Princess Sophia are things of beauty.

— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) January 23, 2014

9yo has two levels of volume this morning. Loud and let me scream at your face in case you didn't hear me.

— Duchess Of Dessert (@JaimeFaith) January 26, 2014

3 of my friends on Facebook are just different flavors of Doritos.

— It's Stephanie (@Snarfernini) January 28, 2014

My 8yo is singing I Was Made for Lovin' You by Kiss on the way to church and I'm trying to turn it into a Jesus thing.

— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) January 26, 2014

I accidentally opened the fitness app on my phone for the first time ever. It just began pointing at me & laughing.

— Brother Ben (@TheTalkingPipe) January 7, 2014

Me: One more show and it's bath time! Boys: Sure, dad! *4,000 RTs and 3 Johnny Test episodes later* Me: Mom's almost home! Quick, upstairs!

— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) January 29, 2014

My 4yo is currently in 'angry flail' mode. I look at my 2yo. He calmly shrugged at me, I think.

— Andrea (@sheepandrobots) January 24, 2014

One time my 4yr old got so mad at my wife he yelled, "YOU'RE RABBIT FROM WINNIE THE POOH!" Best.Insult.Ever.

— Bosco Porter (@BoscoPorter) January 3, 2014

8yo wants to know if it's possible to trap farts in Tupperware.

— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) January 26, 2014

10 year old: What was it like? Me: What was what like? 10: Being alive in the 1900's? Me: Go to your room.

— Shannon Howard (@shashaintl) December 2, 2013

 

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Momspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):

I don’t want you to eat what’s been in the dog’s mouth.

It makes me worry when you don’t have any dirty underwear.

Who stapled the waffle?

 

Kidspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):

Frozen pickles aren’t very good.

Did you know the dog will eat ice cream out of your mouth?

Wanna go on a field trip tomorrow? I told my teacher you’d drive.

 

Don’t miss a giggle.  Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.