Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week or so.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
When you let your kids get their own breakfast, there’s a chance the 4yo will eat a stick of butter.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) January 11, 2014
YES we’re finally going to be on time for school! And we’re walking out the door! “Mommy I have to poop!” And so we wait.
— MamaFlo (@MamaFlores) January 13, 2014
They should just rename homework, “Yell at your kids time.”
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) January 10, 2014
Been waiting for a table at IHOP for the past half hour and just realized I’m at the DMV.
— Mike Bianchi (@Mike_Bianchi) September 8, 2013
My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what’s happening.
— Jessica (@Schmoodles) August 5, 2013
My resolution to read more basically means I’m going to turn on the closed captions on my TV
— Max P (@DBMaxP) January 3, 2014
They say insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. But to me, that just sounds like parenting.
— Meg (@meg_boogity) December 5, 2012
Waiter: Gracias. Me: Do you know what language he’s speaking, Mazzy? Mazzy: Yes! He’s speaking in Dora!
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) January 7, 2014
Accidentally bought Whole Grain Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, if anyone wants me to macramé them a belt or anything.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) January 7, 2014
The weather is horrible. Trees are down everywhere. The sidewalks are inaccessible. Wait. Those are Xmas trees. This is LA. Carry on.
— Woody (@WoodyLuvsCoffee) January 7, 2014
Love these chic, new post-holiday comfort fit jeans. New brand, something called “Maternity?”
— Elizabeth Fries (@funnyfries) January 8, 2014
I’d love to save the world, but I can’t even get my kids to wear gloves when it’s -10F degrees, so my effectiveness is questionable at best.
— Nuclear Bavarian (@NuclearBavarian) January 6, 2014
Vacation, day 1: “Let’s work together and make something healthy to eat.” Vacation, day 13: “Just eat the Pringles and watch TV, okay?”
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) January 3, 2014
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
If you break your leg, you’re grounded.
I don’t think you’re supposed to wash paper plates.
Unwrap the candy for the dog.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
It wasn’t a kick. He ran into my foot.
The dog won’t blow bubbles.
If you work more can we get a maid?
Don’t miss a giggle. Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.