Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
At the zoo today- 8yo: “It’s terrible! So many animals are becoming distinct.”
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) December 23, 2013
I got a 1000 piece puzzle from my son….I think he hates me
— Ricky Jay (@fastmofobanshee) December 25, 2013
I need to teach my kids that pie is poisonous.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) December 31, 2013
My 4yo just made a donut sandwich with Doritos for the bread, and now he’s my new role model.
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) December 30, 2013
I’ve reached a point where I am now comparing a great meal to sex. I’m giving myself another 3-4wks before I’m in a nursing home.
— jimmyettele (@jetts31) January 1, 2014
Friend gave me a ‘stress’ ball to squeeze when I’m tense. Did what I always do when nervous, I ate it.
— Susan W (@Maxine12339) December 18, 2013
Ride stationary bike 1 hour: 500 calories. Change sheets on top and bottom bunks of a bunk bed: 12,452 calories.
— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) December 26, 2013
Me: How did that lipstick get on your forehead? 5: I don’t even know where it came from. It must have crawled up there on it’s own.
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) December 31, 2013
“Why do I need more shoes, I’m not an octopus?” And that is why our son is wearing sneakers to your wedding.
— Fred Pollack (@FredPollack) December 27, 2013
My 5 yr old introduced me to pieces of cardboard she’s given names, so it’s probably about time for us to leave the house and interact.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) December 30, 2013
Two day school week after a long winter break=Luke trying to lift his X-wing out of Dagobah swamp. Where’s Yoda when I need him?
— Pope of Cookietown (@PopeOCookietown) January 2, 2014
*doing lunges* H: what are you doing? M: stretching my skinny jeans. H: maybe you need a bigger size. Long story short, I’m a widow now.
— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) December 27, 2013
Our microwave just broke. How am I supposed to dry our clothes now?
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) December 26, 2013
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.