Tuesday Tickles – usvc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

Great tweets from great tweeps:

At the zoo today- 8yo: “It’s terrible! So many animals are becoming distinct.”

— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) December 23, 2013

I got a 1000 piece puzzle from my son….I think he hates me

— Ricky Jay (@fastmofobanshee) December 25, 2013

I need to teach my kids that pie is poisonous.

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) December 31, 2013

My 4yo just made a donut sandwich with Doritos for the bread, and now he’s my new role model.

— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) December 30, 2013

I’ve reached a point where I am now comparing a great meal to sex. I’m giving myself another 3-4wks before I’m in a nursing home.

— jimmyettele (@jetts31) January 1, 2014

Friend gave me a ‘stress’ ball to squeeze when I’m tense. Did what I always do when nervous, I ate it.

— Susan W (@Maxine12339) December 18, 2013

Ride stationary bike 1 hour: 500 calories. Change sheets on top and bottom bunks of a bunk bed: 12,452 calories.

— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) December 26, 2013

Me: How did that lipstick get on your forehead? 5: I don’t even know where it came from. It must have crawled up there on it’s own.

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) December 31, 2013

“Why do I need more shoes, I’m not an octopus?” And that is why our son is wearing sneakers to your wedding.

— Fred Pollack (@FredPollack) December 27, 2013

My 5 yr old introduced me to pieces of cardboard she’s given names, so it’s probably about time for us to leave the house and interact.

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) December 30, 2013

Two day school week after a long winter break=Luke trying to lift his X-wing out of Dagobah swamp. Where’s Yoda when I need him?

— Pope of Cookietown (@PopeOCookietown) January 2, 2014

*doing lunges* H: what are you doing? M: stretching my skinny jeans. H: maybe you need a bigger size. Long story short, I’m a widow now.

— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) December 27, 2013

Our microwave just broke. How am I supposed to dry our clothes now?

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) December 26, 2013

Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!

Don’t miss a giggle.  Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.