Tuesday Tickles – udovc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Spent two hours at my kids' school yesterday. Now I'm pretty sure I have pink eye, strep, head lice, and a touch of Ebola.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) November 13, 2014

Someone make a pill with all necessary nutrients in it to take daily instead of cooking BECAUSE I CAN'T ADULT ANYMORE, I CAN'T DO IT!

— Maebniss Marbledeen (@maebemarbles) November 10, 2014

If I didn't have to make food for other people, I'd get 1 bajillion more things done. Take away laundry & that Nobel Peace Prize is all mine

— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) November 18, 2014

2-year-old: The dog tastes like dirt. Me: Don’t lick the dog. 2: He licked me first.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 17, 2014

I can tell my 5yo will make a great politician someday by the way he uses other kids as human shields in dodgeball.

— Father With Twins (@FatherWithTwins) November 13, 2014

Just sent my daughter & her math homework into a clothing store at the mall because people are always asking if they can help you there.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 18, 2014

Do not put your face in front of your brother's foot is a new rule in my house.

— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) November 16, 2014

3yo just slammed the laundry room door & said there was a monster in there so obviously I can't do laundry today.

— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) November 17, 2014

M: you didn't eat starbursts in your bed? 4: No M: why is the dog eating the wrappers off your night stand 4: she's a magic dog M: really

— rocksandsocks (@sparkyp44) November 18, 2014

I'm starting to think we as a society may be trying to do too much with the Dorito.

— 8 Rusty Staples (@8rustystaples) December 13, 2013

Quit pretending you like kale. Nobody likes kale. Kale's Mom doesn't even like kale.

— Bitch Mittens (@Jesssicle) October 24, 2014

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.