Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that
made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
3-year-old: *kicks me* Me: Don’t 3: *kicks her sister* M: Don’t do that, either 3: But then I can’t kick ANYONE! Life is so unfair.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 11, 2014
My daughter is mailing a card to her “boyfriend”. She must really like him because she sealed it with a booger
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) March 5, 2014
Screaming, bawling, foot-stomping 6yo: THAT’S IT. I’M MOVING OUT. Me: …… Aghast 6yo: MOOOOOMM! Me: FINE. *sigh* Oh no. Please. Don’t go.
— LetMeStartBySaying (@LetMeStart) March 5, 2014
I learned a lot during tonight’s Family Nerf Gun War. For example, I WILL sacrifice my daughter for a clear shot at my husband.
— Wendy (@maughammom) March 5, 2014
I’m just standing in my kitchen willing dinner to make itself.
— Suzy (@SuzyQ_81) March 5, 2014
Fact: A 3 year old can hear a candy wrapper being opened from up to 300 miles away.
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) March 8, 2014
“I don’t see why I HAVE to be a troll when there are only two of us playing…” Me playing Frozen with my daughter.
— Life of Dad (@LifeofDadShow) March 7, 2014
Taking the kids to the aquarium today. They are big fans of watching the fish eating hippo poop.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) March 8, 2014
I’m eating granola for breakfast. Oh my gosh, there’s SO MUCH chewing. This must be what triathletes feel like.
— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) March 6, 2014
Here’s a new one. Tonight, my 4yo was “too tired to go to bed”.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) March 11, 2014
I need to stop introducing myself by saying “Hello, would you like to babysit?”
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) March 11, 2014
Watching “Cosmos” w 3yo seemed like a good idea til he started filling in gaps between his nonstop normal Qs w thousands of even harder ones
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) March 11, 2014
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(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Don’t put your shoes on your feet.
You can sleep at school.
Why are all these dishes in the bathroom?
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
There was just outhouses so I didn’t go the whole weekend.
We don’t have to do our homework because Ms. Higgy is too busy to grade it.
I’m only wearing one sock ’cause it’s not that cold.
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.