Tuesday Tickles – tdovc
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that
made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
6yo: Daddy I love you! Me: What did you break? 6yo: I’m not sure yet.
— Brian Johnson (@bcj79) March 12, 2014
“Mom, you are the only one I want when I have to throw up..” One liners like that are what get me through the clean-up process. Poor kid.
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) March 13, 2014
After saying a bedtime prayer with my boys, my 5-year-old told me in a serious voice, “Mom, I think you made that prayer a LITTLE too long.”
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) March 20, 2014
Sometimes my wife and I talk about having children. mostly when the remote is across the room and neither of us want to get it.
— The gentle beard (@marcusparkersol) May 13, 2012
Parenting takes teamwork. Well…more like tag team wrestling. Actually, it’s more like “Tag! Not it!”
— Marlee Bean (@Marlebean) March 18, 2014
My daughter can’t finish her Shamrock Shake, and now I have a favorite child.
— Ann (@writerPT) March 7, 2014
Ever sit at night and watch your kids, when suddenly tears come to your eyes as you sit and wonder… Why aren’t they in bed yet?
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) March 14, 2014
If your son gets up from a nightmare & quietly walks up behind you causing you to scream like a lunatic he may never go to bed. Apparently.
— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) March 15, 2014
You don’t know fear until your toddler loses a sippy cup of milk somewhere in your house. If we don’t find it soon, we’ll have to move.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 10, 2014
I’m making my kids learn the hard Life Lessons this morning, like Some Days You Have to Watch the TV That Has No DVR Attached.
— LetMeStartBySaying (@LetMeStart) March 16, 2014
2yo put bucket on his head, crammed dinosaur in his pocket & announced he’s off “to work.” So, yes, my job is done.
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) March 14, 2014
Kids what do we do if we catch a Leprechaun? Daughter: get gold and let him go. Son: hit him with a hammer and eat him.
— James (@JamesHudyma) March 17, 2014
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!
Momspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Stop spitting on the dog.
Why aren’t your shoes in the freezer?
We go to school on school days.
Kidspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
If I only eat chicken, what does that make me?
My homework is gonna take a lot of your time.
I brought home a spider, but I can’t find it.
Don’t miss a giggle. Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
