Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that
made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
2yo: Can you sing me a song? Me: *sings* 2yo: No, I mean I want it to sound like music. Me: …
— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) February 6, 2014
My 6yo started crying after she found out I threw away an old toothbrush because she “didn’t get to say any last words.”
— Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) February 19, 2014
Almost started a conversation with “What’s your favorite line in FROZEN?” but realized I was the only parent & stopped before I got beat up.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) February 20, 2014
Do they have a 12-step program for 2-year-olds addicted to Chapstick?
— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) February 26, 2014
You know you’re getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you’re down there.
— Larry & Moon Dog (@DukEB51) October 16, 2013
If you’re thinking of having kids.. My 5yo just tried making herself throw up to avoid art class at school today. Good luck.
— NoUCantBangMe (@MelissaJoy33) February 25, 2014
My kids have hundreds of toys but are spending the morning playing a makeshift game that involves throwing unused tissues.
— Steve (@metfanryan) February 23, 2014
Me: How was daycare? 3-year-old daughter: My friend pooped his pants on purpose. I like him. Girls always go for the bad boys.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 26, 2014
“Please don’t lick me” is something I have to say far too often to my kids
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) February 24, 2014
My kids woke up early, were in a good mood, and listened to directions…somebody hold me, I’m afraid!
— Cassafrass (@poizngrl) March 3, 2014
It’s my boys’ responsibility to clean the kitchen after lunch every day. This usually takes an hour & every other word is, “you’re stupid!”
— K Grubb (@10MinuteWriter) March 3, 2014
6: daddy I brought you chips M: I don’t eat chips baby. Remember? 6: I know. Can I have them? Women learn logic early.
— Saint SuperMatt (@EarthsChairman) December 30, 2013
The Roomba vacuum cleaner just beat me to a piece of popcorn I dropped on the floor & this is how the war against the machines begins.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) November 30, 2013
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.