Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Tantrums have been rampant in my house this week. And I’m tired of people walking off instead of standing there and watching my performance.
— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) July 15, 2014
When making meals for toddlers, I find it best to throw whatever you make directly in the trash and give them a piece of cheese
— MF FairyPrincessRach (@Smooheed) July 15, 2014
Toddler hit a milestone today: took off her diaper to poop on the floor. Happy Friday!
— ACParent (@AlmostCoherentP) July 11, 2014
I just spent 20 minutes listening to my kids argue about the plot of the movie Beethoven. Related: When does school start?
— Wendy (@maughammom) July 16, 2014
Fact: A house could have 17 bathrooms, yet a child will always NEED to use the one that Mom is currently hiding in…uhhh…I mean using.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) July 16, 2014
Hurry up! Don’t run. Let’s go! Slow down! Don’t eat that! Eat what’s in front of you. Shut your mouth! Speak up. -Parenting
— Reality Check (@GoodMistakes56) July 10, 2014
I was gonna say someth….NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ANOTHER SNACK! QUIT SCREAMING AT YOUR SISTER! DON’T YOU BITE ME! What was I saying?
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) July 16, 2014
Something is wrong with the universe. There is no laundry for me to do.
— Wendy Liebman (@WendyLiebman) July 17, 2014
Me: I said you can’t eat candy. 4-year-old: I’m not eating it. Me: I see it in your mouth. 4: I’m just storing it in my cheeks for later.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 17, 2014
My 7yo still “forgets” how to hang clothes in her closet, but at least she has passive-aggresive throat-clearing skills honed to perfection.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) July 16, 2014
Planning an exciting day of hiding from my kids. Think I’ll hide in the closet with the cleaning supplies. They NEVER go in there.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) July 17, 2014
Until you’re a parent you have no idea that a spatula can be used to clean puke off the hardwood floor
— Kerri (@undiagnosedbut) July 16, 2014
“Your invisible pants are lovely. Now could you please go put on real pants?” -things you can’t imagine saying until you become a parent
— Christy (@LoveNLunchmeat) July 18, 2014
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