Tuesday Tickles – stvt

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

 

Full disclosure: I'm about to, without my daughters, open up the My Little Pony iPad app because lemons and cherries need to be sold.

— Mike Reynolds (@PuzzlingPostDad) July 26, 2013

If the CIA was smart they would use 6,7 & 8 year old's to ask questions non-stop if they really wanted to break someone.

— Kathy Radigan (@KathyRadigan) July 24, 2013

Sometimes I end up watching cartoons after my kids have left the room. On a related note, has anyone seen my kids?

— Dingleberry Jones (@theshamingofjay) March 24, 2013

Just used the word "expedite" in an email… I feel so smart.

— Brandon (@therookiedad) July 23, 2013

Got in a healthy dose of vitamin "D" this morning. "D" is short for donut, right?

— Crack You Whip (@CrackYouWhip) June 18, 2013

We had Hunger Games when I was a kid. Only back then it was called dodge ball.

— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 27, 2013

I'm finding out it's best not to dance vigorously after 3 drinks and shrimp. I'm a little afraid to burp right now, but at least I'm classy.

— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) July 27, 2013

The funnest part of my twenty year reunion this weekend was telling everybody to stop sending me game requests in person.

— Ryan (@ryaninco) July 28, 2013

I like twitter because having one-sided conversations with virtually no feedback reminds me a lot of being a parent.

— Steve Olivas (@steveolivas) June 7, 2013

My dog seems depressed. I'd take him to a pet psychiatrist but he's not allowed on the couch.

— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) July 29, 2013

The mammogram room has a jazz version of "The Theme From Pink Panther" playing, so now I'm topless & thinking of Inspector Clouseau. Again.

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) July 29, 2013

I'm gonna start taking food with me when I go pee. That way the kids can have dinner while they watch the show.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) July 22, 2013

This is a scheduled tweet bc I'm on I95 w/my family right now. Pray for me twitterverse & if I don't make it…AVENGE ME! AVEEENGE ME!!

— jimmyettele (@jetts31) July 23, 2013

 

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Momspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):

Nobody wants to sleep in a tent on top of poop.

A spoon is not a fork.

No sandwiches in the bathroom!

 

Kidspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):

I like the drive thru zoos best.

Do you know the “V” word?  It’s Virginia.

I like your nails.  They make you look dead.

 

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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