Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
10 minutes into The Dark Knight, my girls: "I hope they start punching people soon."
— Eli Pacheco (@Eliatcoachdaddy) June 13, 2014
Just asked myself the age-old question: I wonder if I just stepped in pee or water?
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) June 30, 2014
Got out my old soccer ball to show my kids how it's done After a twisted ankle, bloody nose & broken window, I no longer know how it's done
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) June 23, 2014
Each time I remind my kids, "Just so you know, I'M the one in charge around here," I can somehow hear my mom laughing from 200 miles away.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 28, 2014
Been putting empty wine bottles under my pillow at night. Sad news, there's no wine fairy.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) July 1, 2014
I don't usually brag about my kids, but my 3-year-old just told me she has astronaut teeth and then burped in my face, so I'm pretty proud.
— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) June 26, 2014
Tyler: What century is it? Me: 21st. Why? Tyler: What century is this music from? Me: Brat. #80s
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) June 30, 2014
Daughter's decided it's her mission to move all sand back into ocean w/pink plastic beach shovel. Promise to send progress updates.
— The Mom of the Year (@meredithspidel) June 20, 2014
*cooks steak to perfection* *cuts it into 400 pieces* *squirts ketchup beside it* *gives plate to 3 year old* *watches her eat ketchup*
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) June 25, 2014
A 13 yr old girl can imbue so much scorn into single syllable answers that you think, "Wait! WHAT did I ask? Oh, right, if she'd had lunch."
— Wendy Sparrow (@WendySparrow) June 30, 2014
I just made the children dinner last night and your telling me, I have to make the breakfast now?!
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) June 24, 2014
My 6-y-o: "And the fears that once controlled me CAN'T GET TO ME AT ALL!" Me: So can we watch"Finding Nemo?" 6-year-old: No! It's too scary!
— Molly Thiersch (@CrazedKitchen) June 24, 2014
It's easy to judge the seriousness of an injury by my 4yo's refusal to accept a non-character-themed band aid. Verdict: Not Very Serious.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) June 24, 2014
Waking up nose to nose with the cat tells me he loves me. And that if I die in my sleep, he's eating my face first.
— Oh, THAT Olivia (@aveuaskew) June 26, 2014
4-year-old: I want the doll my sister has! Me: You have one, too. They’re exactly the same. 4: Nuh-uh, hers is more the same than mine.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 30, 2014
If you enjoy begging your dinner guests to eat their food 200 times during one meal then yes you are ready for kids.
— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) July 1, 2014
I'm not saying I won parenting today, but I am saying I'm on the couch and H is at Chuck E Cheese at a 4yo birthday party.
— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) June 28, 2014
If I have to tell one more person to "Close the door!" I may stab someone.
— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) June 30, 2014
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.