Tuesday Tickles – stcvc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

10 minutes into The Dark Knight, my girls: "I hope they start punching people soon."

— Eli Pacheco (@Eliatcoachdaddy) June 13, 2014

Just asked myself the age-old question: I wonder if I just stepped in pee or water?

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) June 30, 2014

Got out my old soccer ball to show my kids how it's done After a twisted ankle, bloody nose & broken window, I no longer know how it's done

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) June 23, 2014

Each time I remind my kids, "Just so you know, I'M the one in charge around here," I can somehow hear my mom laughing from 200 miles away.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) June 28, 2014

Been putting empty wine bottles under my pillow at night. Sad news, there's no wine fairy.

— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) July 1, 2014

I don't usually brag about my kids, but my 3-year-old just told me she has astronaut teeth and then burped in my face, so I'm pretty proud.

— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) June 26, 2014

Tyler: What century is it? Me: 21st. Why? Tyler: What century is this music from? Me: Brat. #80s

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) June 30, 2014

Daughter's decided it's her mission to move all sand back into ocean w/pink plastic beach shovel. Promise to send progress updates.

— The Mom of the Year (@meredithspidel) June 20, 2014

*cooks steak to perfection* *cuts it into 400 pieces* *squirts ketchup beside it* *gives plate to 3 year old* *watches her eat ketchup*

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) June 25, 2014

A 13 yr old girl can imbue so much scorn into single syllable answers that you think, "Wait! WHAT did I ask? Oh, right, if she'd had lunch."

— Wendy Sparrow (@WendySparrow) June 30, 2014

I just made the children dinner last night and your telling me, I have to make the breakfast now?!

— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) June 24, 2014

My 6-y-o: "And the fears that once controlled me CAN'T GET TO ME AT ALL!" Me: So can we watch"Finding Nemo?" 6-year-old: No! It's too scary!

— Molly Thiersch (@CrazedKitchen) June 24, 2014

It's easy to judge the seriousness of an injury by my 4yo's refusal to accept a non-character-themed band aid. Verdict: Not Very Serious.

— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) June 24, 2014

Waking up nose to nose with the cat tells me he loves me. And that if I die in my sleep, he's eating my face first.

— Oh, THAT Olivia (@aveuaskew) June 26, 2014

4-year-old: I want the doll my sister has! Me: You have one, too. They’re exactly the same. 4: Nuh-uh, hers is more the same than mine.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 30, 2014

If you enjoy begging your dinner guests to eat their food 200 times during one meal then yes you are ready for kids.

— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) July 1, 2014

I'm not saying I won parenting today, but I am saying I'm on the couch and H is at Chuck E Cheese at a 4yo birthday party.

— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) June 28, 2014

If I have to tell one more person to "Close the door!" I may stab someone.

— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) June 30, 2014

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.