Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My wife has recently signed me up for 3 different men’s fitness magazines. I think she’s trying to tell me something: I need to read more!
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) June 4, 2013
Started typing “special” in an e-mail and autocorrect changed it to “die yak”. I’m now afraid to be alone in the same room with my phone.
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) June 4, 2013
I like to use the garbage bags that have the red drawstrings because it makes them easier to spot at the baggage claim.
— Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) June 5, 2013
If you say they found a cure for laziness you better send me a link or something. I sure as hell ain’t looking it up..
— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) June 5, 2013
I’m forever disappointed that a group of squids isn’t call a squad.
— Bill Murray (@BiIIMurray) June 5, 2013
Florida: Where the adjectives ‘warm’ and ‘wet’ aren’t as awesome as they first sound.
— Scotty Schrier (@BleedingSweat) June 6, 2013
I pulled over twice on my drive in, to tweet. So my transformation to Twitter addict is complete. Is the prize a Beard? I hope it’s a Beard.
— Brown Eyed Girl (@PattiOShankable) June 6, 2013
Losing all your contacts from your cell-phone is the adult version of dying in a video game
— Gordon (@MisterBombay) May 15, 2013
i converted my tweets to the metric system and now i don’t understand them either.
— I Fought the Law (@ahoytheboat) June 6, 2013
I cut my 5 year old’s sandwich in half instead of in quarters and this apparently ruined his life.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) June 8, 2013
Ah, time for a quick nap.*neighbor mows lawn**random dog barking**impromptu Nickelback concert on driveway*
— Liz (@bestlizard) June 8, 2013
10yo: Dad. Did you know if you sneeze w/your eyes open, they’ll pop out of your head.#learnsomethingneweveryday
— jimmyettele (@jetts31) June 11, 2013
I couldn’t care less about the NSA listening in on my calls. The real invasion of privacy is FB alerting people that I’m playing candy crush
— Ashley (@ashleycrem) June 11, 2013
Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect…til’ that demon from Paranormal Activity grabs u & drags u down the hall.
— Jessica Northey (@JessicaNorthey) June 11, 2013
I think it’s nice we all over-slept on the last Monday of the school year. Good to end the year as we started it – grumpy & rushed.
— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) June 10, 2013
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