Tuesday Tickles – ovsvt

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Wife is away. Checked her Facebook status. It said, “Having a bubble bath. SO relaxing!”. Called her hotel and said there was a bomb.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) November 26, 2013

 

If you find a 3-year-old hiding behind the couch with scissors, and he says he’s doing “nothing”, chances are he’s lying.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) November 20, 2013

 

4yo doesn’t want to take a bath because she “can’t eat in there.” It’s the same reason she’s iffy about church.

— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) November 24, 2013

 

5: Mommy, you’re supposed to slow down at the orange lights. Me: If you’re moving fast enough that it looks orange, it’s okay to go.

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) November 25, 2013

 

I’ll never forget that day I got the call at work that no parent wants. My wife was telling me that our daughter smeared poop on the walls.

— Theo M. Enacer (@SenatorTheo) September 17, 2013

 

Parenting Win? While waiting at the longest light my city has to offer, my 5 yo blurts out, “Ain’t nobody got time for that”. #SweetBrown

— Canadian Dad (@CanadianDadBlog) November 21, 2013

 

It’s OK to smile & say Hi to people in the beer & wine aisle of a store, but NEVER make eye contact in the healthy food aisle… The Rules

— Boyd’s Backyard (@TheBoydP) November 23, 2013

 

Sometimes I delete my husbands DVR list because I remember that one time 8 yrs ago when he suggested I fold towels the way his mom did it…

— Amber (@ambamthankyamam) June 21, 2013

 

When I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from children. Just like it says on the bottle.

— °Meryl°Evens° (@merylevens) September 6, 2013

 

What’s the new etiquette rule: am I supposed to wait until everyone is done photographing their meals before I start eating mine?

— α geek (@alfageeek) November 2, 2013

 

My 3-year-old wiped out twice in her princess costume’s high heels but kept wearing them because they’re pretty. She’s officially a woman.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 25, 2013

 

Nothing kicks off the holiday week quite like catching toddler vomit in your hands so it doesn’t ruin your in laws sofa.

— Crazy Mama Drama (@LoveMyMamaDrama) November 26, 2013

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Momspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):

Why are your shoes on your feet?

Cheese is not worth screaming about.

Who put pencils in the refrigerator?

 

Kidspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):

The puppy speaks Spanish.

I’m hungry for TV.

Dad’s wallet doesn’t float.

 

Thank You Thank You Thank You

Many thanks to Krissy @CocoaCali at Minute Maid Mama for nominating me for The Sunshine Award!  Thanks you so much for thinking of me!  Be sure to check out Krissy’s blog for great recipes and fun, interesting posts about life and her family.

 

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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