Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Parent sext: You can stay home, I’ll go to the PTA meeting.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 11, 2014
Seventeen minutes of nonstop excited babble later and lesson learned – never ask a kid a question about Minecraft.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) August 8, 2014
I had kids because I always wanted someone to follow behind me constantly second-guessing my every move.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) August 10, 2014
You know when your fire alarm goes off and is super annoying & you can’t figure out how to turn it off? That’s what having kids is like.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) August 11, 2014
[4-year-old daughter talks into Barbie phone] Tell me a joke, Ken. No, not one like Daddy tells. I want a funny one.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 8, 2014
Being a parent means you never really have a clean house. You just sort of move the mess around when people come over.
— Freddie (@fred_dog) August 8, 2014
I’m writing a book about cleaning my kids’ fish tank. I think I’ll call it: One Fish Two Fish Dead Fish New Fish
— Awesome Todd (@Awesome_Todd) August 13, 2014
4: “Dad, wanna see how I can leap off the coffee table?” Me: “Sure. But do it quick before your mother gets home.”
— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) July 22, 2014
Parenting is much harder nowadays. For example, you have to be able to push a kid on a swing and tweet at the same time.
— Descending Dave (@Dave_in_SoPo) June 29, 2014
At this point my ATM skips the receipt and dispenses Kleenex®
— Hollapeño (@MiniiG) August 8, 2014
7yo: *follows me into the bathroom, follows me to the kitchen, follows me to the garage..* Me: “Can you do me a favor?” Aaaaand he’s gone.
— Wendy (@maughammom) July 29, 2014
Two nights with no kids & what do we have planned so far: grocery shopping. Not everyone can lead this exciting lifestyle.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) August 11, 2014
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.