Tuesday Tickles – odnvc
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
When your 5 year old comes hopping down the hallway with his pants around his ankles yelling, “I didn’t do that!,” he did it and it’s bad.
— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) August 13, 2014
It’s cute how dry cleaners return my clothes to me in plastic wrap, as if I don’t have a 3yo at home who laughs in the face of cleanliness.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 13, 2014
I should probably start getting myself into shape before we leave for our beach vacation. Any tips on how to lose 12 pounds in 15 minutes?
— Lurk @ Home Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) August 14, 2014
I may or may not have told my kids Timber was about lumberjacks. Lumberjacks who like to dance. #liesparentstell
— Martinis & Minivans (@martinisandmini) August 15, 2014
Not sure if I picked a large enough mug to hold the coffee cup size I chose on the Keurig & this is way too much stress so early in the day.
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) August 14, 2014
My toddler just drank some ranch dressing for dinner so, no, I don’t want to hear about how your kids only eat organic brussel sprouts.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) March 24, 2014
4-year-old: *touches doorknob* *shocks herself* 4: Lightning came out of my finger! Me: It’s called static electricity. 4: Am I a Jedi?
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 19, 2014
So far my kids have not killed each other. Road trip success.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) August 19, 2014
The guy who wrote the program for credit card signature pads that converts your signature into that of a three year old must be rich by now.
— Boyd’s Backyard (@TheBoydP) August 19, 2014
There are 30 episodes of Phineas and Ferb in my pvr, so you can tell who’s in charge in my house.
— Fractastic (@KelleyCracknell) August 18, 2014
On average I spend $75 a year to watch bananas turn brown.
— just j.❂ (@justj304) August 19, 2014
It’s not fair that summer vacation lasts longer than my sanity does.
— Momma of Midgard (@MidgardMomma) August 14, 2014
I can tell you why I don’t get much done while I’m with the kids, but I’ll have to pencil you in after I take the mittens off the dog.
— Paige Kellerman (@PaigeKellerman) August 14, 2014
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!
Don’t miss a giggle. “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
