Tuesday Tickles – ocvt
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Finding a new restaurant for my brood is like scouting locations for a movie. “This looks like a good place to make a scene.”
— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) November 5, 2013
Having a yearly physical and nurse just asked me if I am breast feeding. I literally laughed out loud. My kids are ages 9-19.
— julieburton (@unscriptedmom) November 4, 2013
Chances are, if your toddler tells you he wiped himself, he probably did it on the bathroom rug.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) October 27, 2013
“Want me to do it?” – My 5 year old nephew as I fail miserably at parallel parking
— Allan Cresswell (@AllanCresswell) November 3, 2013
The best part of playing hide-and-seek with the kids is that they’re quiet at least half an hour before they realize I’m not playing.
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) November 3, 2013
Does anyone else have a 13-year-old running around with a hot cheeto shoved in his nose because of the 15-year-old, or is that just my kids?
— Sharon (@crazykids6) November 5, 2013
Just heard the barista ask a dude how to spell his name. His reply, “E-D”. SHE ASKED HIM HOW TO SPELL ‘ED’, GUYS!
— THE Diaper Dad (@DiaperDads) November 2, 2013
At the orthodontist’s rooms, watching as they extract dollars out of my son’s mouth.
— They Call Me Mummy (@theycallmemummy) November 5, 2013
I forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. I think that counts as camping.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 14, 2013
there should be a jail just for people that don’t break apart kit kats before they eat them
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) November 1, 2013
Dear Diary, today I ate 4 chocolate chip cookies followed by a sleeve of Oreos and decided against becoming a Nutritionist.
— Elizabeth Fries (@funnyfries) October 30, 2013
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Momspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Please don’t put eggs in your shoe.
Why is the dog wearing earrings?
It you’re hungry, then stop eating.
Kidspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
Why do you look pretty today?
Can we have a good breakfast?
My homework is done enough for candy.
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
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