Tuesday Tickles – ndvtgf

Complied/written by Gina Valley

I’m off this week to attend to issues my children are having.

To keep you in giggles, read and laugh along with this Gina’s Favorites post.

Tuesday Tickles – ndvt

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that

made me laugh in the last week.

 

 

 Great tweets from great tweeps:

My 5 year old’s To Do List: Ask Dad for waffles Repeat 400 times When Dad makes them, say “I ASKED FOR PANCAKES” Ask Dad why he’s crying

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) September 9, 2013

 

The Kid never brushed her teeth this morning for the 1st day of school. So there’s that. #winning

— OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) September 6, 2013

 

We had nothing to send with Anna for lunch today so I borrowed $2 from her piggy bank for school pizza because I am nothing if not prepared.

— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) September 5, 2013

 

Wife just called to tell me she’s feeding our kids watermelon in the bathtub. If you could see our kids eat, you’d understand.

— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) September 3, 2013

 

4yo roused me from my nap with a kiss and a slice of bacon. So yes, I play favorites.

— Amy (@FunnyIsFamily) September 7, 2013

 

The one update I could do without: Mom, I have to poop.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) August 25, 2013

 

I wanted to be cool in high school. Then I wanted to be hot. Now I just want air conditioning.

— Wendy Liebman (@WendyLiebman) September 7, 2013

 

Just pounded a bag of curly fries and then fell asleep in my car in a parking lot, in case anyone’s looking for a role model

— Reina Boyson (@ReinaBoyson) August 5, 2013

 

I moved furniture and fixed a flip phone today. Clearly I’m putting my law degree to good use.

— Ginger-At-Law (@GingerAtLaw) September 5, 2013

 

“That trunk is big enough for two bodies. Three if they’re kids.” – Things I say to freak out car salesmen

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) September 7, 2013

 

If I’ve learned anything from having kids, its that its ok to grab a handful of chicken nuggets and cannon ball into a bubble bath

— Paper Wash© (@PaperWash) September 8, 2013

 

I reached under my desk to pet my cat and realized it was my purse. I’ve been talking to my purse for 20 minutes.

— TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) September 9, 2013

 

Fast food joints need to stop displaying calories for their items. I’m quite capable of shaming myself without their assistance.

— ThoughtsFromParis (@tfpHumorBlog) September 5, 2013

Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!

 

Momspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):

A flip flop is not a plate.

Why did you put cheese in your hair?

Yes, you must wear both shoes.  All day.

 

Kidspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):

My earlobe is relaxed.

Are we having food for dinner?

I stepped in dog poo.  Lucky I was wearing your shoes.

 

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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