Tuesday Tickles – ndvt
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My 5 year old’s To Do List: Ask Dad for waffles Repeat 400 times When Dad makes them, say “I ASKED FOR PANCAKES” Ask Dad why he’s crying
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) September 9, 2013
The Kid never brushed her teeth this morning for the 1st day of school. So there’s that. #winning
— OneFunnyMotha (@OneFunnyMotha) September 6, 2013
We had nothing to send with Anna for lunch today so I borrowed $2 from her piggy bank for school pizza because I am nothing if not prepared.
— Suburban Snapshots (@SuburbanSnaps) September 5, 2013
Wife just called to tell me she’s feeding our kids watermelon in the bathtub. If you could see our kids eat, you’d understand.
— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) September 3, 2013
4yo roused me from my nap with a kiss and a slice of bacon. So yes, I play favorites.
— Amy (@FunnyIsFamily) September 7, 2013
The one update I could do without: Mom, I have to poop.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) August 25, 2013
I wanted to be cool in high school. Then I wanted to be hot. Now I just want air conditioning.
— Wendy Liebman (@WendyLiebman) September 7, 2013
Just pounded a bag of curly fries and then fell asleep in my car in a parking lot, in case anyone’s looking for a role model
— Reina Boyson (@ReinaBoyson) August 5, 2013
I moved furniture and fixed a flip phone today. Clearly I’m putting my law degree to good use.
— Ginger-At-Law (@GingerAtLaw) September 5, 2013
“That trunk is big enough for two bodies. Three if they’re kids.” – Things I say to freak out car salesmen
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) September 7, 2013
If I’ve learned anything from having kids, its that its ok to grab a handful of chicken nuggets and cannon ball into a bubble bath
— Paper Wash© (@PaperWash) September 8, 2013
I reached under my desk to pet my cat and realized it was my purse. I’ve been talking to my purse for 20 minutes.
— TheBloggess (@TheBloggess) September 9, 2013
Fast food joints need to stop displaying calories for their items. I’m quite capable of shaming myself without their assistance.
— ThoughtsFromParis (@tfpHumorBlog) September 5, 2013
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Momspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
A flip flop is not a plate.
Why did you put cheese in your hair?
Yes, you must wear both shoes. All day.
Kidspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
My earlobe is relaxed.
Are we having food for dinner?
I stepped in dog poo. Lucky I was wearing your shoes.
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
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