Tuesday Tickles – duvc
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Yes a hot wheels car will flush down a toilet. It needed to be done so the Ninja Turtles had some toys. Thanks son.
— James (@JamesHudyma) February 6, 2014
Being a parent of tiny people means getting someone else’s poop on your hand isn’t the worst thing that can happen in a day.
— Stefani (@stefani6124) February 8, 2014
10’s homework question: “Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?” His answer: “My mom.”
— Shannon Howard (@shashaintl) January 7, 2014
6yo: Mommy if you find a good movie for us to watch tonight I’ll be so proud of you that I won’t fire you.
— JFlo (@MamaFlores) February 9, 2014
You’re not truly a parent until you’ve crawled through the McDonalds urine tubes to pull out a crying child.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 8, 2014
4yo: NO DADDY! I DON’T NEED A JACKET! NO NO NO Me: Fine *5 minutes into our walk 4yo: I’m cold can I have my jacket? Me: *walks into traffic
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) February 10, 2014
What I’d do for a Klondike Bar pales in comparison to what I’d do for a nap.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) February 8, 2014
I signed my kid up to play lacrosse because I don’t like money or free weekends, apparently.
— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) February 9, 2014
#sochi2014 If my son was in the Olympic Speed Skating competition, he would have forgotten his skates, and had to call me.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) February 8, 2014
6: I love your big, beautiful smile, Mommy. Me: Aww thanks, baby! 6: It’s getting kinda yellow though. Me:
— Vodka n Soul (@Vodkantots) February 8, 2014
Shout out to my kids. BECAUSE SHOUTING IS THE ONLY WAY THEY HEAR ME.
— Kalvin Macleod (@KalvinMacleod) May 18, 2013
If wiping asses was an Olympic event, I’d be a gold medal contender.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) February 10, 2014
If every abandoned grocery cart left in the aisle had a story, mine would be titled, “And Then My 2 Year Old Peed”.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) February 6, 2014
My 2 youngest boys are in such a foul mood this morning I feel I should apologize to their schools in advance. #sogladitsaschoolday
— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) February 7, 2014
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!
Momspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Who woke up the frog?!?!
Do not steal his pickles.
You are going to school with or without you.
Kidspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
The puppy can catch a whole slice of cheese in his mouth. And, we’re out of cheese.
I’m in a play tomorrow and I need an Indian costume and it needs to look really good.
I think it’d help you a lot if you got me an iPhone.
Don’t miss a giggle. Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
