Tuesday Tickles – dtvt
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tickles that made me laugh in the last week.
Gave my son a wool hat as a gift to keep him warm. His comment: "This doesn't have a tracking device in it, does it?"
— Barmy Rootstock (@IbecameMyDad) November 22, 2013
*Me explaining Angry Birds to my dad.*
Me: U shoot the birds towards the pigs. U want to get the pigs.
Dad: Why are the birds so angry?
— Michelle Mossey (@MichelleMossey) December 2, 2013
When asked what he wants to be when he grows up, 8yo responded, "a bachelor".
That's my boy.
— Duchess Of Dessert (@JaimeFaith) November 26, 2013
I could tie my shoes last Tuesday. Now I can't. #Thanksgiving
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) December 2, 2013
Forgot what day it is and took all three kids shoe shopping. We just made everyone's Friday a little blacker. You're welcome.
— Molly Thiersch (@CrazedKitchen) November 30, 2013
Here's how I got my Thanksgiving guests to leave: I drew a bath and once I was in I had them put their dirty dishes in. They didn't linger!
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 30, 2013
When my girl leaves the room without her phone, I'll grab it, get on her Pinterest, and pin pictures of food that aren't gluten free.
— The Fantastic Mr.Fox (@Uncle_BennyBoy) December 3, 2013
Wife made my 17 yo son a 9" dbl-layer choc cake for his b'day. Gone for 6 hrs, and he ate HALF THE CAKE.
His 18th b'day present? Diabetes.
— Tom Israel (@noimnotjewish) December 2, 2013
"I am half Jewish but full Jewish when it comes to Chanukah presents". — my son overheard talking to a friend
— GLK (@njlitigator) November 30, 2013
Fact: Have a math problem? Ask a Canadian.
They have to do math a billion times a day when they convert metric measurements to real ones.
— It's Stephanie (@Snarfernini) December 2, 2013
Funny how now when I empty pockets before laundry, it's my kids' that are full of cash, but mine and my husband's are empty.
— LetMeStartBySaying (@LetMeStart) December 3, 2013
4: At my old house we had a block party but it wasn't a real block party because there weren't even any blocks!
I love this kid.
— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) November 30, 2013
4yo: Did Mommy say it was ok?
Me: Daddy said it was ok, and Daddy's in charge
4yo: *whispers* not all the time
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) December 1, 2013
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Momspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Do not throw the cranberry sauce.
You can’t make pickles with chicken broth.
Of course no one killed the turkey. It just got old and died.
Kidspeak
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
Can we hang Jello on the tree?
I think the puppy ate your deodorant, because his breath smells like you.
Did you comb your hair like that on purpose?
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
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