Tuesday Tickles – dsvt

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Mom, I farted on you. I’m just gonna translate that to “mom, I love you. You are the best mom EVAH.”

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) December 4, 2013

My son’s superpower is to turn 1 cracker into 10 lbs of crumbs

— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) August 9, 2013

 

If the school is closed again tomorrow, I’ll drop my kids off anyway and enjoy the quiet while they figure out how to get home.

— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) December 11, 2013

Apparently, DON’T PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH is merely taken as a suggestion in this house.

— Jeni Decker (@Jeni_Decker) December 15, 2013

 

8yo: How long have you & dad been married? Me: 12 years. 8yo: So you got married & then 4 years later… you had SEX & you got me?!

— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) December 5, 2013

We celebrate the season in our own individual ways. Apparently my way is to Superglue my thumb to a piece of Fiestaware. #holidaytraditions

— Anna Lefler (@AnnaLefler) December 16, 2013

 

Never commit to anything until the last minute. -the first rule of Might Club

— Ham on Wry (@HeyZeus666) December 16, 2013

Bought my kids an alarm clock that lights up when it’s okay for them to get out of bed. I set it for Tuesday.

— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) December 14, 2013

 

After watching 3 Home Alone movies my son asked if he could drop some heavy stuff on bad guys.

— James (@JamesHudyma) December 13, 2013

6yo: Who wants to join my Lego club? Me:… 6yo: Anyone? Me:… 6yo: No one? Me: Ok, I will. 6yo: Sorry. You’re too old.

— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) December 13, 2013

 

10 just asked me to watch the sun set with her. On minecraft. Not in RL or anything.

— Claire M (@XclairemckX) December 16, 2013

My 5 year old asked how an email goes from one computer to another so I started off with “electronic waves” & ended with “super-cool magic”.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) December 9, 2013

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Momspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):

Start acting like you’re having fun putting ornaments on the tree.

Wear something light so the dog hair doesn’t show.

I put them on the paper plate. That’s kinda home-made.

 

Kidspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):

You could just give me my presents now, then you don’t have to wrap them.

Will you be mad if I need cupcakes in an hour?

Can we have food for dinner?

 

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.

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