Tuesday Tickles – ddovc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Nothing scares me more than my 3 yr old randomly yelling “It’s ok Mom. I’ll be careful” from the other room.

— Cheetara (@Nyx422) February 28, 2013

Word problem:If my 5yo has to make 20 Vday cards & my 6yo has to make 21, how many minutes will elapse before one of us starts to cry?

— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) February 11, 2014

I supervised 5 kids on a field trip and although the teachers are mad, I still consider the return rate of 80% a good score.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) February 11, 2014

Kid: hey look a booger Me: hey don’t eat it! Kid: I have to it makes me big and strong. Face palm!

— Brandon (@therookiedad) February 16, 2014

Found Baby G howling hysterically because “one day I’m going to be very very old with giant boobies like you!” #GoodbyeSelfEsteem

— They Call Me Mummy (@theycallmemummy) January 31, 2014

The hardest part of being a father is pretending you can’t smell the poopy diaper.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 16, 2014

My 5-year-old says he thinks his 89-year-old great aunt broke her hip by falling while roller skating or by “slipping on her pistol gun”.

— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) February 16, 2014

2nd attempt at potty training has proven a couple things: 1. I lack patience and follow through 2. We need new carpet

— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) February 11, 2014

4yo: I want some juice Me: some juice what? 4yo: now Me: no, what’s the magic word 4yo:… Me: magic word 4yo: abracadabra Me: good enough

— Tracie Tom (@tracietom) February 16, 2014

1st Kid- All Organic/Healthy Food 2nd Kid- I Guess Mac And Cheese isn’t that bad 3rd Kid- Just Ritz Crackers for dinner? At least they ate.

— Meredith Ethington (@PerfectPending) February 19, 2014

Me: put socks on 4yr: I did Me: a sleeeping bag isn’t socks 4yr: but it’s on my feet Me: how r u going to put shoes on 4yr: they’re in here

— senorbrianMD (@smelly911) February 20, 2014

I’m pretty sure my kids ignore me because they have to save all their really focused attention for staring at the backs of cereal boxes.

— HollowTreeVentures (@RobynHTV) February 12, 2014

3yo: *singing in the bathroom* I have to go poopoo. The poopoo is coming out. And it’s okay to touch the poo- Me: *sprints into bathroom*

— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) August 31, 2013

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.