Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh
in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My nearly 2-year-old's first sentence: "Siri, call dad mobile." #parentingfail
— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) February 3, 2014
Son dipping mint #oreos in mustard & eating them. It goes without saying BUT I might know a 5 yr old that's up for adoption.
— Lori Wescott (@LoriWescott) January 28, 2014
Today one of my first grade students told me, "You are very good at standing up without falling over, Mr. Y." So I got that going for me.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 5, 2014
The Broncos were horrible tonight, but somehow they still managed to beat my score in Flappy Bird. #SuperBowl
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) February 3, 2014
9 asked if he could have a salad for his after school snack. This explains why half the country is covered in ice.
— Bunny D (@ItsMeBunnyD) January 29, 2014
I just set my alarm for 8 am and I'm pretty sure I heard my dog laugh
— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 30, 2014
Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
— Kassandra (@Citizen1K_) January 29, 2014
Toddler yelling "FOOK" insistingly during meals. Thought he was cursing my cooking. Turns out he just wanted something to eat it with.
— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) January 30, 2014
3-year-old: Let’s use a bookmark. Me: The book is 8 pages long. 3: Daddy… We stopped reading at “Goodnight socks.” I hate cliffhangers.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014
I survived the @Kohls dressing room with four kids, if anyone's looking for a hero.
— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) February 4, 2014
My fifteen year old son admitted he was wrong about something, the other day, that may have been the cause of the unusual weather.
— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) January 31, 2014
Who's son peed outside this morning to show the puppy "how to do it"?!? That would be mine.
— callie (@callie_cakes) September 24, 2013
It's tremendously helpful to remember to turn the oven ON when you decide to cook dinner. *sigh*
— Mom of the Year (@24HourBitching) February 4, 2014
Did your kid just walk up and hand you a booger? Nope? Well…don't I feel special now?
— THE Diaper Dad (@DiaperDads) January 22, 2014
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!
(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):
Please tell the dog to stop whining.
If you are so hungry, stop eating.
At least stare at the book when you pretend to read it.
(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):
My black socks are white.
My inhaler might’ve got flushed down the toilet.
I don’t have homework because Ms. Hillite was in a bad mood, and went home early, but it wasn’t my fault.
Don’t miss a giggle. Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.