Tuesday Tickles – dcvc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh

in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

My nearly 2-year-old's first sentence: "Siri, call dad mobile." #parentingfail

— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) February 3, 2014

Son dipping mint #oreos in mustard & eating them. It goes without saying BUT I might know a 5 yr old that's up for adoption.

— Lori Wescott (@LoriWescott) January 28, 2014

Today one of my first grade students told me, "You are very good at standing up without falling over, Mr. Y." So I got that going for me.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) February 5, 2014

The Broncos were horrible tonight, but somehow they still managed to beat my score in Flappy Bird. #SuperBowl

— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) February 3, 2014

9 asked if he could have a salad for his after school snack. This explains why half the country is covered in ice.

— Bunny D (@ItsMeBunnyD) January 29, 2014

I just set my alarm for 8 am and I'm pretty sure I heard my dog laugh

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) January 30, 2014

Middle age is having a choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.

— Kassandra (@Citizen1K_) January 29, 2014

Toddler yelling "FOOK" insistingly during meals. Thought he was cursing my cooking. Turns out he just wanted something to eat it with.

— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) January 30, 2014

3-year-old: Let’s use a bookmark. Me: The book is 8 pages long. 3: Daddy… We stopped reading at “Goodnight socks.” I hate cliffhangers.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 4, 2014

I survived the @Kohls dressing room with four kids, if anyone's looking for a hero.

— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) February 4, 2014

My fifteen year old son admitted he was wrong about something, the other day, that may have been the cause of the unusual weather.

— Paula Poundstone (@paulapoundstone) January 31, 2014

Who's son peed outside this morning to show the puppy "how to do it"?!? That would be mine.

— callie (@callie_cakes) September 24, 2013

It's tremendously helpful to remember to turn the oven ON when you decide to cook dinner. *sigh*

— Mom of the Year (@24HourBitching) February 4, 2014

Did your kid just walk up and hand you a booger? Nope? Well…don't I feel special now?

— THE Diaper Dad (@DiaperDads) January 22, 2014

Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!

 

Momspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe I said out loud to my pack this week):

Please tell the dog to stop whining.

If you are so hungry, stop eating.

At least stare at the book when you pretend to read it.

 

Kidspeak

(stuff I can hardly believe one of my pack said to me this week):

My black socks are white.

My inhaler might’ve got flushed down the toilet.

I don’t have homework because Ms. Hillite was in a bad mood, and went home early, but it wasn’t my fault.

 

Don’t miss a giggle.  Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.