Tuesday Tickles – cvvc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

2yo: No! I do it! Me: OK, you do it. Him: No, I do it! Me: Yes, you do it. Him: NO! I do it. Me: OK, I do it. Him: Yeth, I do it. #2yoLogic

— Toulouse (@toulouseNtonic) May 16, 2014

I just told my son to quit rubbing his wiener on the couch. So this is what my life has become.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) May 15, 2014

I just overheard one of my kids ask, "What do you think is grosser: Mom or creamed corn?" So that's how my Mother's Day is going.

— Leslie Marinelli (@TheBeardedIris) May 11, 2014

What I say: "Put your shoes on." What 3 hears: "Watch more tv."

— Happy Daddy (@Happiestdaddy) May 20, 2014

Next time a guy asks for your number, write it down in Roman numerals. If he manages to call you, he's a keeper.

— OutOfLeftField (@OutOfLeftField_) April 12, 2013

My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful.

— Sara (@sara_ashlynn) March 17, 2013

My superpower is carefully rereading an email 10 times, sending it, then immediately noticing a typo.

— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) May 9, 2014

Oh, good. Another fort. I didn't want to walk through this part of the house, anyway.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) May 16, 2014

I have successfully put things away. Now I need to find a place for the stuff that I took out to make that possible.

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) May 15, 2014

gotta go to dentist today so if you need me i'll be over here power flossing for the next few hours to make up for 6 months of forgetting.

— ocean compulsion (@Kauaibride) May 19, 2014

Does anyone know the number to call to file a claim against Chipotle for my jeans not fitting anymore?

— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) May 19, 2014

I caught my 2-year-old eating toothpaste. I’d be mad, but now I don’t have to feed her breakfast.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2014

My youngest to siblings: Hurry up! We're leaving in 5 minutes! Me: You're not wearing any pants! Him: So? #toocasualFriday

— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) May 16, 2014

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.