Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My daughter just came in my office, moved my drink off of my coaster, said, “Hashtag thug life!” and ran out of the room.
— Anna Lefler (@AnnaLefler) February 24, 2014
I’m not a parent, I’m a parrot. A parrot that has said ‘have you brushed your teeth yet’ at least six times a day for the last ten years.
— DaT (@dylertara) March 28, 2014
*3 yr old runs into the room* DADDY DADDY I NEED SOME GLUE! This can’t be good.
— sexy [ham] time (@koalaslament) March 28, 2014
My kids won’t kill insects they find in the house, but they’ll heckle them until they slink out shamefully.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) March 27, 2014
My one year old just pointed to an image of Goofy on the television and said, “Daddy!”
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 27, 2014
Had stranger danger talk w/ kids. 5yo is not so secretly hoping to be accosted by a stranger so she can kick him in the nuts w/ my blessing
— Robin O’Bryant (@robinobryant) March 26, 2014
My kids still haven’t seen Frozen and DCFS just knocked at the door and started questioning me about it.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) March 29, 2014
Parent Tip: Give kids tasks w/clear written instructions & a deadline. So you know exactly what to do when you have to just do it yourself.
— Rachel Noise (@Rachelnoise) March 31, 2014
14 sent a text asking me to pick her up from school and added “not in your pajamas” so I’m wearing hers because good moms listen
— SouthernStylin (@SouthernStylin1) March 10, 2014
The lights just went out when a fuse blew in our house & everything got quiet. Follow up: do kids have a fuse box?
— Charlie N Andy (@HowToBeADad) March 31, 2014
I’m a firm believer in telling the truth as much as possible until my 4 y/o hands me something she colored and I’m like, “THIS IS AMAZING!”
— RP (@p_net) March 31, 2014
Oh? Your kid is on three all-star teams? Mine likes to pretend his shadow is a giant coming to get him while he’s on the field.
— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) March 30, 2014
School holiday tomorrow. And possible rain. Well played, universe.
— Kristi Gilbert (@therobotmommy) March 31, 2014
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Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.