Tuesday Tickles – ctvc

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets

that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

And, my son just called his baseball glove a mitten. We’ve still got some work to do…

— Canadian Dad (@CanadianDadBlog) May 12, 2014

 

My kids have one week of school left. I suppose I should get to work on all those projects I swore I’d do once school started.

— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) May 8, 2014

 

Both kids are at sleepovers tonight which means it’s the perfect time to do what? That’s right, friend, move to a different house.

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) May 11, 2014

 

This app my kids play makes a “hmum” sound like a child in another room quietly saying “Mom?” over and over so I shot the iPad.

— Nicole Leigh Shaw (@NicoleLeighShaw) May 8, 2014

 

I guarantee that the person who decides that a country should go to war just moments before tried to get his 4-yr-old to eat dinner.

— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) April 24, 2014

 

Thinking about going swimsuit shopping today or pouring gasoline over my head and lighting myself on fire. You know, one or the other.

— Wine-O-Mite (@Jen_Up_) May 10, 2014

 

After my 6 year old disappeared I realized that I put the trampoline too close to my neighbour’s fence.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) May 11, 2014

 

7yo: Mama, can I tell you sumpthin’? Me: Is it a complaint, whine, or otherwise annoying to me? 7yo: Um…yeah. Me: Then no.

— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) May 12, 2014

 

I was so tired yesterday that my son had me convinced 4+4=7. It doesn’t, right?

— Life of Dad (@LifeofDadShow) May 12, 2014

 

3: I want to wear those shoes Me:*gets them* 3: No, the other ones Me:*gets them* 3: The OTHER ones Me:*sends her to daycare barefoot*

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 8, 2014

 

Just spent a full minute trying to scrub a freckle off my son’s face.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 4, 2014

 

3yo: “someone hit me today!” Me: “who?” 3yo: “the floor” Me: “you mean you fell?” 3yo “yeah but it still hit me!”

— Mark, Sonny, & Luca (@sonnyandluca) May 8, 2014

 

My kids can operate any cell phone on sight, but continue to be mystified about how to throw out a paper plate.

— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) May 12, 2014

 

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.