Tuesday Tickles – cqvc
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My kid called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 3G.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) April 15, 2014
My 6-year-old son is having trouble finding a word that rhymes with Venus. Clearly he was switched at birth.
— Leslie Marinelli (@TheBeardedIris) September 26, 2013
Please stop rubbing your wiener on the toilet and get your finger out of your butt hole. I love being a mom.
— YKIHAYHT (@YKIHAYHT) April 4, 2014
Youngest saw a box of tampons in CVS and yelled “HEY MOM..THEY HAVE THOSE BATHROOM STRAWS YOU USE HERE!” Hey thanks my friend. #mortified
— Domestic Goddess (@DomesticGoddss) April 11, 2014
The kids don’t normally fart this much, I blame the Fiber One bars…. And other things I had to explain during our new nanny interview
— Jen Good (@buriedwithkids) April 15, 2014
You’re a great dad, Dad. -Thanks! I don’t even care that you’re not a pirate or an astronaut or own a hippo or that you’re ugly. -Thanks?
— Andy H. (@AndyAsAdjective) April 16, 2014
4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I’m terrified to go into the bathroom.
— I’m Tickled Meh (@TheAlexNevil) January 26, 2014
My son can now reach the light switches so don’t come over my house unless you’re really into raves or want to have a seizure.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) February 21, 2013
Tweet me if you know how to make kids’ outfits and adult business clothes out of paper towels. Backed up on laundry over here.
— Kelley (@KelleysBreakRm) April 2, 2014
Some kids can name all the presidents. Mine can name the Doritos flavors and their corresponding bag colors.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) April 5, 2014
Me: Didn’t I put you to bed? 5: I want to clean my room. Me: You’re playing Barbies. 5: I’m teaching them to clean. I can’t argue with that
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) April 17, 2014
If you’re wondering if “mom brain” is real, I just put perfume on for a Skype call. Sit with that.
— Bunmi Laditan (@BunmiLaditan) April 4, 2014
Her: I know how to spell “Olaf.” Me: Yeah? How? Her: 2 Rs, a P and a D. Me: That’s probably incorrect. Her: There is also a 5 in there.
— Heather B. Armstrong (@dooce) March 20, 2014
Let’s connect on Twitter so you get all the laughs!
Don’t miss a giggle. Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.