Tuesday Tickles – covcb

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

"I spy with my little eye-" 6 year old: "Which eye?" "The left one." "Why is your tummy so big?" "…something that's annoying."

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) April 5, 2014

8yo: Look mom, I drooled on my pillow and it's shaped like a heart. It's for you. Me: …

— AnotherBottleofWhine (@KateWhineHall) March 30, 2014

I mainly go to the gym because I can take a shower without a 5 year old throwing Cap'n Crunch at me to see how many stick

— Tim (@Playing_Dad) April 2, 2014

If your last name is Schmidt and you have two sons named John and Jacob and don't name your third Jingleheimer you're doing everything wrong

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) April 8, 2014

Sent my kids off with a healthy breakfast of donuts & cookies. Your move, Betty Crocker.

— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) April 11, 2014

16 stole my flat iron, so it was fun when I wore her sundress to pick her up from school and her friends complimented me on it.

— So Done Mom (@Momtoteens) April 10, 2014

Yes, that was me in the lobby explaining to my kid that a gynecologist does not study dinosaurs.

— Kathy Cooperman (@Kathy_Cooperman) April 7, 2014

Hubby – "Where did you even learn the word delicioso" Me – "…From Dora"

— Mommy Life (@FTMommyLife) April 6, 2014

80% of dinner time involves me begging my 2yo to just try it. 20% of dinner time involves me telling him to stop spitting it out.

— Outsmarted Mommy (@outsmartedmommy) April 8, 2014

If answering 739 questions before 9am sounds like a good time, maybe having kids is right for you.

— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) April 6, 2014

Me to 9 y/old daughter: Turn the TV down! 9: What? Me: Turn it down. 9: Huh? Me: Turn the volume down! 9: But it's not even loud. Me:

— TeriKO (@klecket) March 30, 2014

Wife: Why are there dents in the floor? Me: There was a snake. I killed it with a baseball bat. Wife: Me: It turns out it was a belt.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 31, 2014

Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!

Don’t miss a giggle.  Be sure to “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.

Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Where do you turn when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.