Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
My son invented a new game last night. It’s called, “Quietly climb into Mom & Dad’s bed at 2am and pee all over Daddy”. I lost the 1st game.
— Canadian Dad (@CanadianDadBlog) May 11, 2013
Started out playing Words with Friends and ended up with Profanity with Enemies.
— Robyn with an I (@ICountBeanss) October 29, 2012
I’ll call it a “smart phone” the day i yell “wheres my damn phone” & it says “i’m right here under your jacket”
— Just J(@SmartAssBastard) March 3, 2013
Saw a guy with three lip ring piercings on the street today. Took everything in my power not to attach a shower curtain.
— The Mommy Catwalk (@MommyCatwalk) May 9, 2013
I would never physically hurt my children. I’m too passive aggressive. I’ll buy them a trampoline.
— TheTweetParrot (@TheTweetParrot) May 23, 2012
Ugh. Too much junk food. Need greens.*picks out all the green Peanut M&Ms*
— TayzillaMcSugarBoobs (@_TayTayJustine) May 6, 2013
I used to be good at sports. Then I realized that I could buy trophies.TA-DA!!!! Now I’m good at everything.
— Luvs2Laff (@Luvs2Laff6) May 8, 2013
I never thought I’d be screaming No Means No at a six-year-old in Target.
— BADGE (@TheBadge) May 5, 2013
M: I can’t access TwitterIT: We blocked twitterM: What am I supposed to do with this computer now?IT: Work?M: Who hurt you?
— DaBear (@astutenewf) May 7, 2013
Stop poking the cat’s butt with your fork is something I yelled today.
— Jennifer(@runawaycupcake) May 9, 2013
Just got a ticket for texting and driving. Actually, I probably got the ticket for saying “I wasn’t texting you idiot. It’s called tweeting”
— Jeremiahde lakitchen (@Goofpoops) January 15, 2013
I was late to work because I was having car trouble.And by car trouble I mean I was sleeping and not driving the car.
— Benn(@Ilovelamp1979) April 30, 2013
My driver’s side window stopped working, so I’m probably gonna starve to death.
— Cruz! (@nPhelendriqal) June 11, 2012
2nd time in 3 days my neighbor has mowed his lawn.I’ll save him the trouble and spray roundup on his lawn over night.
— Brandon (@therookiedad) May 14, 2013
Have a great week.
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.