Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets
that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
“I can’t get this toilet paper out of my teeth!” Some days, it’s best to not ask.
— CrazyExhaustion (@CrazyExhaustion) July 31, 2014
My four year old told me she hopes that she dreams about love tonight so she could learn to like me again after I cut her waffles wrong
— kelly jean (@kjmeow) August 3, 2014
I use the same username on all my social media accounts in order to make it easy for stalkers.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) August 3, 2014
Tonight I made the dreaded “No TV or iPad tomorrow” punishment. Which, of course, means I will suffer way worse than my children.
— Ilana Wiles (@mommyshorts) August 5, 2014
Took my 3 year old to a lot of historic sites and whale watching today. Asked what her favourite part was and she said, “The M&M’s”.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) July 29, 2014
Living with toddlers is like living with a serial killer: You must never, under any circumstance, eat the food they offer you.
— Full Metal Mommy (@FullMetalMommy) August 2, 2014
It has been 34,862 seconds since my 5 year old woke up this morning and started talking non-stop – not that I’m counting or anything…
— Stella G. Maddox (@StellaGMaddox) August 4, 2014
On our way to husbands vasectomy he asks *do you think they’ll want me to remove my socks?*. I don’t know what he thinks is about to happen.
— Misstlovestrinkets (@mstluvstrinkets) January 23, 2014
Confession: The local pizza place made my list of 10 #’s I can call for free from my service provider. I am not proud of myself right now…
— Chris Read (@CanadianDadBlog) August 1, 2014
Me: What do you want for breakfast? 4yo: Toast Me: *makes it, gives it to him 4yo: I didn’t want it toasted!
— Hunter Steele (@FatherWithTwins) July 28, 2014
11: You know what would be really ironic? Me: No, what? 11: If someone died in their…living room. The Twitter is strong in this one.
— KCM of Texas (@kcmoore51) April 6, 2014
I’ll be tweeting for the next 2 hours in a princess dress since I said yes to my daughter’s question that I didn’t listen to.
— Super Dad (@superdadatron) May 18, 2014
My mom is threatening to scratch the boys with her fingernails if they keep slamming into her in the backseat. Making memories!
— Ann Imig (@annsrants) July 6, 2014
My children called me “jiggly” and “old” today while we were setting goals together. I set a new goal to not have any more children.
— Leslie Marinelli (@TheBeardedIris) July 25, 2014
I used to make fun of my dad for not being able to figure out how to set up his voicemail and now I just think he’s a genius.
— Bizarro Mark (@Bizarro_Mark) July 23, 2014
Be sure to follow me on Twitter so you don’t miss a laugh!
Don’t miss a giggle. “Like” up my Facebook page, and to share it with a friend.
Laugh Loud Out!
What makes you smile? Where do you turn when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.