Totally Tickles – cdst
Complied by Gina Valley
I love to share giggles.
Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.
Great tweets from great tweeps:
Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ”reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.
— JoeJoeKeys (@JoeJoeKeys) May 26, 2013
I initiated a conversation with my neighbour about the weather so now I’m off to buy a walker.
— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) May 22, 2013
But, Officer, she had key clicks enabled, so I had no choice but to violently wrench her phone away and smash it to bits.Isn’t that a rule?
— Lynn StillHatesItAll (@Illiter8) May 14, 2013
I smiled at my alarm clock this morning and it stopped working.Shock, probably.
— Dad? Dad. Dad! DAD! (@Playing_Dad) May 22, 2013
Driving my medicated husband to the doctor while he criticizes my lane changes. Life is sweet!
— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) May 23, 2013
Maybe if they just cast taller ballet dancers, they wouldn’t have to dance on their tip toes the whole time.
— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) January 27, 2013
How many calories do I burn when I jog my memory?
— TedInJest (@TedInJest) May 27, 2013
I spent 2 hours and 12 minutes at the Star Trek movie wondering where C3PO was.
— Wendy Liebman (@WendyLiebman) May 27, 2013
What was Jello thinking back in the day.This juice is too watery.Thicken it up so I can eat it with a spoon.Now make it wiggle. he he
— James (DadsRT) (@JamesHudyma) May 27, 2013
My dad thought he had it bad walking five miles to work in the snow. He hasn’t tried to send a tweet in a school zone holding a frappuccino.
— Devin Siebold (@DevinSiebold) October 13, 2012
8yo scrolling thru phone calendar: look daddy, 2200Me: what day does my birthday fall on that year?8: you’ll be dead by then
— Kelly Walsh (@brainsdoc) May 26, 2013
I ate an ice cream sundae at #Friendlys 2 hours before my 7-mile run. It was my best time yet. Ice cream is a training method I can follow!
— daddyfiles (@DaddyFiles) May 27, 2013
Six hour car drive my son asked 348 questions, including what does A-U-T-O spell 123 times.
— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) May 28, 2013
Parenting means paying money for all kinds of activities for your kids then hoping they get canceled anytime there’s a cloud in the sky.
— Babies Daddy (@dshack8) May 20, 2013
Teaching during the last days of school is like shaking a beehive & then trying to make the bees calm by showing them a Franklin video.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 28, 2013
There’s no school today, so, naturally, my kids got up at 5:30AM. But, they let me sleep in.Until 5:31.
— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) May 27, 2013
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Laugh Loud Out!
-gina
What makes you smile? Who do you go to when you need a giggle? Do you have a favorite tweeter? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.
One Funny Motha
May 28, 2013All good ones! You turned me on to some new tweeps.
gina valley
May 29, 2013Always glad to have you stop by and share a giggle! Have a great week!