Totally Tickles – cdst

Complied by Gina Valley

I love to share giggles.

Here’s some of the tweets that made me laugh in the last week.

 

Great tweets from great tweeps:

Just ate a whole bag of chips, but it was ”reduced fat” so basically it was like going to the gym.

— JoeJoeKeys (@JoeJoeKeys) May 26, 2013

 

I initiated a conversation with my neighbour about the weather so now I’m off to buy a walker.

— Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy) May 22, 2013

 

But, Officer, she had key clicks enabled, so I had no choice but to violently wrench her phone away and smash it to bits.Isn’t that a rule?

— Lynn StillHatesItAll (@Illiter8) May 14, 2013

 

I smiled at my alarm clock this morning and it stopped working.Shock, probably.

— Dad? Dad. Dad! DAD! (@Playing_Dad) May 22, 2013

 

Driving my medicated husband to the doctor while he criticizes my lane changes. Life is sweet!

— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) May 23, 2013

 

Maybe if they just cast taller ballet dancers, they wouldn’t have to dance on their tip toes the whole time.

— Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ) January 27, 2013

 

How many calories do I burn when I jog my memory?

— TedInJest (@TedInJest) May 27, 2013

 

I spent 2 hours and 12 minutes at the Star Trek movie wondering where C3PO was.

— Wendy Liebman (@WendyLiebman) May 27, 2013

 

What was Jello thinking back in the day.This juice is too watery.Thicken it up so I can eat it with a spoon.Now make it wiggle. he he

— James (DadsRT) (@JamesHudyma) May 27, 2013

 

My dad thought he had it bad walking five miles to work in the snow. He hasn’t tried to send a tweet in a school zone holding a frappuccino.

— Devin Siebold (@DevinSiebold) October 13, 2012

 

8yo scrolling thru phone calendar: look daddy, 2200Me: what day does my birthday fall on that year?8: you’ll be dead by then

— Kelly Walsh (@brainsdoc) May 26, 2013

 

I ate an ice cream sundae at #Friendlys 2 hours before my 7-mile run. It was my best time yet. Ice cream is a training method I can follow!

— daddyfiles (@DaddyFiles) May 27, 2013

 

Six hour car drive my son asked 348 questions, including what does A-U-T-O spell 123 times.

— John Willey (@DaddysinCharge) May 28, 2013

 

Parenting means paying money for all kinds of activities for your kids then hoping they get canceled anytime there’s a cloud in the sky.

— Babies Daddy (@dshack8) May 20, 2013

 

Teaching during the last days of school is like shaking a beehive & then trying to make the bees calm by showing them a Franklin video.

— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) May 28, 2013

 

There’s no school today, so, naturally, my kids got up at 5:30AM. But, they let me sleep in.Until 5:31.

— Gina Valley (@GinaValley) May 27, 2013

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Laugh Loud Out!

-gina

What makes you smile?  Who do you go to when you need a giggle?  Do you have a favorite tweeter?  Shoot me a comment.  I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.