Top 10 Signs You’re Hosting A Super Bowl Party
by Gina Valley
Have strange happenings, sights, sounds, and smells invaded your abode? Perhaps you’re hosting a Super Bowl party.
But, how can you know for sure?
Here’s a sample of the Top 10 Signs You’re Hosting A Super Bowl Party to check for:
#5. Your 15 year old daughter, who usually makes deviled eggs with bacon bits for the festivities, announces she has just become a strict vegan. If you missed the announcement, don’t worry, she’ll re-announce it to every person who enters your home or eats something for the next 3 months. Your 11 year old son will help to make it a smooth transition for her by announcing “Mmmm. Animal parts!” every time he eats any non-vegetable item.
#4. Someone has tried to flush that stupid stuffed toy seal you picked up in Nova Scotia, again, and the guest bathroom toilet is so clogged that the pipes are shaking…
I’ll meet you over there.
And, remember, the extra click to get there counts as cardio!
Laugh Out Loud!
What signs show up in your life when a Super Bowl party is heading to your home? Shoot me a comment. I’m looking forward to hearing all about it.